A KISS geneaology
Many moon ago there was a world developed called "SG". SG is a world where people came together to take on heathen artificial intelligence and protect the world as we know it.
Two distinct clans evolved out of this world. The padawan idiots led by the "eldest idiot" Admiral Kutzov and their smarter yet angry counterparts "the Grumpy old men". This bond that would bind these clans for generations of SG's.
As time passed, these two clans came together to fight battles together. The "Grumpy old men" teaching the padawan idiots the tricks of the trade. The padawan idiots learned great things from the "Grumpy old men". In one SG the Grumpy's took on the most vicious of AI…Sid in SG Magnificient 7+1. This would go down in history as one of the classic SG's of all time.
In the meantime, as these two clans collided a new world was introduced....
The World of Meleet 
. This was a very different world for the SG clans. A world where other clans from close and far would come together for a common goal. The two SG clans would hope to stand the test of time against these other clans. Now that they've come together, they are now known as the anarchist Keep it Simple Stupids(aka K.I.S.S.). way too cool dudes.
Here is a little history of some of the citizens of KISS:
The Grumpy old Men
Bede of the Cape Cod Grumpy's: Known as the Grumpy old Monk. The educator of many idiots. He's a pretentious, cantankerous, prolix, over analytical ass who specializes in specialists and is especially known for his "temple rant". Was caught with Isabella in the cockpit showing Joanie his joystick in the League of Ordinary Gentlemen
Sir Bugsy of the Pacific Northwest Grumpy's:A Grumpy, ancient, mean, know-it-all who doesn't, a classic dope, in the League of Ordinary Gentlemen he somehow ended up in the planetary party lounge with Joanie and was last heard dodging utensils. Let's hope they have this guy play a lot of the turns.
Grahamiam of the Pennsylavania Grumpy's: The penny pinching Grumpy. Some would contend the quietest but most talented of the Grumpys.
Scoutsout of the Flaw-dah Grumpy's: Always "has an idea". Second-hand warhorse; kicked out of class in GK2. Knows the difference between a calculated risk and a stupid gamble, but doesn't always care. Has lost more armies to culture flips than combat. In the League of Ordinary Gentlemen he was caught breaking into a stash of
while bird doggin' Cleo. Also has said he's never jumped out of a good plane. Only one's with holes in them.
Gozpel of Australian Grumpy: This grumpy is known for naming his first warrior Bubba. Also famous for his: "Just whack them. Whack'em all! His signature says Fuzzy-wuzzy. The story goes when his daughter found him picking some navel-lint a few years a go, and she pointed at it and said: Fuzzy-wuzzy. Damn if he knows what they are teaching his kids these days.
Barbslinger of the Southern Cal Slingers: Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes..... and empty bottles. His geneaology is still in question. There are many, many famous SG's this one has won. Best known for his ruthlessness on the battle field while slingin' shots and beers.
The Idiots
Admiral Kutzov of the Pennsyltucky Idiots: The eldest idiot at 14 1/2 years old in a much older person's body. He has a sidekick named Igor. On occasion, he has been known to go off the deep end after many libations. Loves floatie things and things that go bang.
Daghdha the anarchist Swedish Idiot: Our drummer boy. The idiot can bang the skins. Originally one of the blind mice who was easily converted to idiocy by Admiral Kutzov and Whomp.
Brit Soul Warrior living in Israel Idiocy: Known as the jive talkin' idiot. Recently moved homes and is missed by the Idiots very much. He brings jive to the party.
Major Idiot Whomp aka POTKISS-Chicago check the gene pool idiocy: Really 13 1/2 years old but truly the "eldest and baldest idiot". goes under many aliases Whomper, Panda Boy, Whompee...once screwed up the ToE so bad in a SG that he ended up with fascism as his free tech. Major League Idiot.
Tubby Rower of South Carolina idiot geekness faction: Resident geek Magna Cum Laude from Climpson. It is rumored his findings were the reason Provolution is missing or exiled. Learned from the grumpy old man and Magnificent 7+1 Dmanakho. His claim to fame is he manages to mine food bonuses in despotism
Beorn-el-Feared of Quebec City academy idiocy: Idiot Academy, File 13 and pregnant. He understands polynomials. Good tactics but overall ignorant screw-up, might hopefully lead them to stupid plans that'll lose the game.
Iroquois Plisken Maine Idiot--The Pliskenator. One of the youthful idiots. Everyone is trying to understand how he puts up with the idiots
Pentium of Slovenian idiocy: The idiot processor. Capable of capturing a city with an overpowering SoD regardless of the fact that the enemy just captured half of his empty core.
Own of the North Carolina developing idiocy amongst youths federation: AKA Young grasshoppah, known for making silly stupid mistakes in SG's, too bad he hasn't played any turns.
Not admitting to Idiocy...yet.
Crakie--of the Netherlands eat your babies. Talks too much sense to be a idiot but was recently part of a Bede driven SG.
Butterball of the "check Whomp's gene pool but it's really not my fault I swear fame".--Likely the reason Whomp has so many issues. Cheats at monopoly.
Mistfit of the Upper Penninsula artists: The artist extraordinare. Sorted SG & SGOTM history. Once devised a plan to give away a size 11 fully improved, 2nd ring, Industrial Age, city to the enemy. Also the bearer of many Wooden SGOTM Utensils. In short questionable player....but rather stylish.
Kickbooti of the Michigan Bootiliciousnesses: No discnernable skills. Tries to comment often enough that people don't notice he doesn't say anything. (Likes Temples, but knows enough to keep quiet about it.)
Smart...location unknown: Late comer to the SG world. A developing geneaology.
Barbu of the French Canadian Barbu'sAnother highly talented but quiet memeber (tm) of KISS. Speaks French so misunderstood at times but dishes out the best trivia ever.
In a class by herself and the only team with a goddess
GmaHarriet of the California Goddess': The ancient crone is in a class by herself. All the other MTDG teams may have Meleet but KISS has a goddess. Fully trained by two
very different Grumpys.
plus she gives us these.
located at the University of Simpleton. “Greeks would come here and we would swap stories and play drinking games. My favorite is when we would sneak a hoplite’s Corinthian helmet, use it as a bed pan, get him roaring drunk and tell him to put on his hat before he left. Good times. Good times.”
Will these do?
