if a civ player ran the world...

ybbor

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1) the army would consist eniterly of spearmen
2)all spending increases/decreaes would be done in 10% increments
3)after devolping a nuclear missle defense scientists would stop working claiming there is no more work to do
4)history books would be rewritten s that every civiliztion started in 4000 B.C.
5)the internet would disapear in all but 1 country's cities on only one of thier continents

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6)the Pyramids would be airlifted out of Egypt to the country that built it
7)paychecks would be paid in GPT
 
12. They would make sure they die in 2050 as the game would be over.
13. They would enforce Communism as they think it is a good system.
14. They would be upset when they do not get to tax the people 100%.
15. They would go insane wondering how they can control millions of cities far above the limit.
 
16. Whenever a great monument is built, there is a cutscene complete with music.
 
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18. The Russians in WWII conduct 100% of their scientific research via a single scientist in the ultra-corrupt siberian penninsula.
 
20)to use the internet you would have to nuy a CD that modifies the world
21)is a nuke fell on a city half of the people living there would survive
 
22) A city stops building a stock egchange to build a modern infantry and finds it is already 1/2 way done.
23) The leader live 6000 years and still looks the same in the leader head flic
24) every ones waiting for the next expansion pack
 
29) People would have to obey a strict, albeit practical dress code: blue uniforms if content, red if discontent, and black if rebellious.

30) Military units from various dictatorships would live completely without supply.

31) All food production would be wheat, all industries would make shields infinitely, and all currency would be gold coins.

32) At certain points in history all cities would in their entirety have to razed to the ground an rebuilt to look up to date - and it would all happen instantly.

33) Units believing in Firaxis would be animated, whereas the followers of Microprose would have to settle with being completely frozen.

34) The cheat function would make international law much much more irrelevant.
 
35) The game ends, so they mess with the editor and start all over from 4000BC
36) The leader overthrows a government and comes to power again no matter how many times he does it
37) A nation builds the manhatten project and shows every nation on the planet how to make nukes.
 
39. The world would be abandoned for a better start.
 
41) its 2004 now and everybody would be happy due to milking except for some small tundra city somewhere
 
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