If civ leaders were in highschool

I half-disagree with the characterization of Monty as a jock/bully. Shaka and Toku and Nappy and Geng and Alex probably because all they care about is war. But Monty starts with Mysticism and has religion potential. In my games as him, he usually becomes a zealot after the CoL slingshot to get Altars.

So I would peg him as a emo who was rejected from jock circles after not being one-dimensional enough and rejected from nerd circles for not being intelligent enough. Plus, he's schizophrenic.

Nappy would probably be a football team QB.

Freddy and Bismarck would be on the chess team, definitely.

Mao would be Debate Club President who always got rejected for Homecoming due to his ringworm.

Boudica is the "troubled girl" who probably comes from a crappy home environment and retreats into drugs and sex.

Cathy is exactly what you all have said-the slutty cheerleader.

Pacal is the short little otaku because he is as tall as Yugi from Yugioh relative to the rest of the class.

Washington and Huayna are the archetypical preps.
 
Shaka - Football Jock
Pericles - Drama club
Augustus Caesar - Conceited ladies man
Napoleon - Always playing Risk with Bismark and Stalin
Justinian I - Shy Religious guy
 
Football Team: Julius, Augustus, Alexander
Drama Club: Isabella, Pericles, Hatty, Justinian (Izzy's boyfriend)
Metal Band: Ragnar, Brennus
Chess club: Bismarck, Napoleon, Stalin, Churchill
Good students: Freddy, Gandhi, Asoka
 
Washington: Not particularly gifted, but works damn hard to try and keep up with the smart kids.
Roosevelt: Fairly sheltered, but artistic. Generally avoids conflict between groups.
Lincoln: Nerdy, sucks up to teachers, gets beaten up frequently by the bigger kids.
Saladin: Generally friendly, but if you insult his religion, he get's really pissed off.
Montezuma: That mentally unstable kid who attacks you if you even look at him slightly funny.
Hammurabi: One of those kids that hangs out with the jocks to prevent getting beaten up by them.
Justinian: Shy, religious kid, generally very friendly.
Hannibal: That smart, funny, popular kid, good at anything he tries. Enjoys beating up the loner kids.
Boudica: Moody slut.
Brennus: That kid who is pretty friendly, until he gets drunk and starts lashing out at everyone.
Mao: The bully. Unliked by most, and with serious issues at home, he attacks those weaker than himself. Does not engage with those stronger or smarter.
Qin: Average kid, occasionally says something hilarious or profound, and everyone loves him for a couple of days, but then goes back to being just another average kid.
Willem: Very smart, and excels at all artistic subjects. Terrible at sport, and routinely gets beaten up by the bigger kids.
Hatshepsut: Smart and artsy, she is never invited to parties. Fortunately for her, she'll be rich in the future.
Ramesses: Involves himself with any activity around the school he can.
Victoria: The ugly bitch that hangs out with the hot bitches. Has some smarts that she uses to keep her future options open.
Elizabeth: Vicky's less popular, but smarter cousin. Is involved with the school band, and is fairly popular amongst the lower tiers of the social pyramid.
Churchill: School captain. Fairly popular with everyone, and thanks to his tough upbringing knows how to put in the hard work to fulfil the role of school captain.
Zara: A little pushy, but generally a very nice fellow, and friendly with everyone other than the jocks.
Louis: Smug, arrogant jerk that no one really likes. Gets regularly beaten up.
Napoleon: Captain of the football team, and is fairly popular. Generally prefers to get his less smart buddies to fight for him, but isn't afraid to fight if necessary.
De Gaulle: Constantly teased due to his big nose, and lack of smarts, he has few friends and languishes in the catch up classes.
Frederick: Chess club
Bismarck: Chess club
Alexander: One of the arrogant, agressive jocks. Constantly beats up the weaker kids, but is pretty stupid.
Pericles: Heavily involved in the musical aspects of the school. Generally avoids the wrath of the jocks, as he has some skill at sports.
Charlemagne: Poor kid who has to work part time at the local fast food joints to get through high school.
Huayna: Smart, smug, popular kid. Doesn't like those that can challenge his superiority.
Gandhi: Very nerdy, and gets beaten up often.
Asoka: Almost as nerdy as Gandhi, but is much taller and lanky-er than Gandhi, saving him from getting beaten up too frequently.
Tokugawa: Emo kid.
Suryavarman: Hits on anything living, male or female. Beats up weaker kids to hide his own insecurites.
Wang Kon: Smart, nerdy kid who brags about winning a mathematics competition, and gets beaten up because of it.
Mansa: Incredibly smart, friendly to everyone, even those who try and beat the crap out of him.
Pacal: Fairly smart, fairly religious, fairly artistic, and easily offended. Say the wrong thing to him, and he will try and hurt you.
Genghis: Napoleon's best friend. Much stupider than Napoleon, but beating up smaller kids is his specialty.
Kublai: Genghis' younger brother. Not quite as violent as GK, and much smarter and much more popular.
Sitting Bull: Stoner.
Mehmed: A hard worker, with a violent streak that comes out when provoked.
Suleiman: That kid that turns up to class drunk and angry.
Cyrus: The kid that manages to sleep with most of the girls, all of whom regret it the next day.
Darius: Smart kid, but has trouble socialising with everyone else.
Joao: The pimp.
Julius: Talks big about himself, but rarely has the balls to back it up.
Augustus: Hard worker, who gets arrogant when he achieves something.
Catherine: Will sleep with anyone if it helps her somehow. However, she gets agressive if you are of no use to her anymore.
Peter: Not smart enough to be a nerd, but with the same socialising ability of one.
Stalin: One of the jocks.
Isabella: The feminist girl. Pushes her cause on everyone, and if someone disagrees, she'll bitchfight.
Gilgamesh: That kid who looks kinda funny, no one seems to know much about, but once results come out you find out he's really smart.
Ragnar: The smart jock. Supplies his buddies with the answers to tests, so they can still pass.
Shaka: The insane jock.

Yep, I need a life.
 
Washington: Not particularly gifted, but works damn hard to try and keep up with the smart kids.
Roosevelt: Fairly sheltered, but artistic. Generally avoids conflict between groups.
Lincoln: Nerdy, sucks up to teachers, gets beaten up frequently by the bigger kids.
Saladin: Generally friendly, but if you insult his religion, he get's really pissed off.
Montezuma: That mentally unstable kid who attacks you if you even look at him slightly funny.
Hammurabi: One of those kids that hangs out with the jocks to prevent getting beaten up by them.
Justinian: Shy, religious kid, generally very friendly.
Hannibal: That smart, funny, popular kid, good at anything he tries. Enjoys beating up the loner kids.
Boudica: Moody slut.
Brennus: That kid who is pretty friendly, until he gets drunk and starts lashing out at everyone.
Mao: The bully. Unliked by most, and with serious issues at home, he attacks those weaker than himself. Does not engage with those stronger or smarter.
Qin: Average kid, occasionally says something hilarious or profound, and everyone loves him for a couple of days, but then goes back to being just another average kid.
Willem: Very smart, and excels at all artistic subjects. Terrible at sport, and routinely gets beaten up by the bigger kids.
Hatshepsut: Smart and artsy, she is never invited to parties. Fortunately for her, she'll be rich in the future.
Ramesses: Involves himself with any activity around the school he can.
Victoria: The ugly bitch that hangs out with the hot bitches. Has some smarts that she uses to keep her future options open.
Elizabeth: Vicky's less popular, but smarter cousin. Is involved with the school band, and is fairly popular amongst the lower tiers of the social pyramid.
Churchill: School captain. Fairly popular with everyone, and thanks to his tough upbringing knows how to put in the hard work to fulfil the role of school captain.
Zara: A little pushy, but generally a very nice fellow, and friendly with everyone other than the jocks.
Louis: Smug, arrogant jerk that no one really likes. Gets regularly beaten up.
Napoleon: Captain of the football team, and is fairly popular. Generally prefers to get his less smart buddies to fight for him, but isn't afraid to fight if necessary.
De Gaulle: Constantly teased due to his big nose, and lack of smarts, he has few friends and languishes in the catch up classes.
Frederick: Chess club
Bismarck: Chess club
Alexander: One of the arrogant, agressive jocks. Constantly beats up the weaker kids, but is pretty stupid.
Pericles: Heavily involved in the musical aspects of the school. Generally avoids the wrath of the jocks, as he has some skill at sports.
Charlemagne: Poor kid who has to work part time at the local fast food joints to get through high school.
Huayna: Smart, smug, popular kid. Doesn't like those that can challenge his superiority.
Gandhi: Very nerdy, and gets beaten up often.
Asoka: Almost as nerdy as Gandhi, but is much taller and lanky-er than Gandhi, saving him from getting beaten up too frequently.
Tokugawa: Emo kid.
Suryavarman: Hits on anything living, male or female. Beats up weaker kids to hide his own insecurites.
Wang Kon: Smart, nerdy kid who brags about winning a mathematics competition, and gets beaten up because of it.
Mansa: Incredibly smart, friendly to everyone, even those who try and beat the crap out of him.
Pacal: Fairly smart, fairly religious, fairly artistic, and easily offended. Say the wrong thing to him, and he will try and hurt you.
Genghis: Napoleon's best friend. Much stupider than Napoleon, but beating up smaller kids is his specialty.
Kublai: Genghis' younger brother. Not quite as violent as GK, and much smarter and much more popular.
Sitting Bull: Stoner.
Mehmed: A hard worker, with a violent streak that comes out when provoked.
Suleiman: That kid that turns up to class drunk and angry.
Cyrus: The kid that manages to sleep with most of the girls, all of whom regret it the next day.
Darius: Smart kid, but has trouble socialising with everyone else.
Joao: The pimp.
Julius: Talks big about himself, but rarely has the balls to back it up.
Augustus: Hard worker, who gets arrogant when he achieves something.
Catherine: Will sleep with anyone if it helps her somehow. However, she gets agressive if you are of no use to her anymore.
Peter: Not smart enough to be a nerd, but with the same socialising ability of one.
Stalin: One of the jocks.
Isabella: The feminist girl. Pushes her cause on everyone, and if someone disagrees, she'll bitchfight.
Gilgamesh: That kid who looks kinda funny, no one seems to know much about, but once results come out you find out he's really smart.
Ragnar: The smart jock. Supplies his buddies with the answers to tests, so they can still pass.
Shaka: The insane jock.

Yep, I need a life.

Yep, couldn't hurt. :D
 
Washington: Not particularly gifted, but works damn hard to try and keep up with the smart kids.
Roosevelt: Fairly sheltered, but artistic. Generally avoids conflict between groups.
Lincoln: Nerdy, sucks up to teachers, gets beaten up frequently by the bigger kids.
Saladin: Generally friendly, but if you insult his religion, he get's really pissed off.
Montezuma: That mentally unstable kid who attacks you if you even look at him slightly funny.
Hammurabi: One of those kids that hangs out with the jocks to prevent getting beaten up by them.
Justinian: Shy, religious kid, generally very friendly.
Hannibal: That smart, funny, popular kid, good at anything he tries. Enjoys beating up the loner kids.
Boudica: Moody slut.
Brennus: That kid who is pretty friendly, until he gets drunk and starts lashing out at everyone.
Mao: The bully. Unliked by most, and with serious issues at home, he attacks those weaker than himself. Does not engage with those stronger or smarter.
Qin: Average kid, occasionally says something hilarious or profound, and everyone loves him for a couple of days, but then goes back to being just another average kid.
Willem: Very smart, and excels at all artistic subjects. Terrible at sport, and routinely gets beaten up by the bigger kids.
Hatshepsut: Smart and artsy, she is never invited to parties. Fortunately for her, she'll be rich in the future.
Ramesses: Involves himself with any activity around the school he can.
Victoria: The ugly bitch that hangs out with the hot bitches. Has some smarts that she uses to keep her future options open.
Elizabeth: Vicky's less popular, but smarter cousin. Is involved with the school band, and is fairly popular amongst the lower tiers of the social pyramid.
Churchill: School captain. Fairly popular with everyone, and thanks to his tough upbringing knows how to put in the hard work to fulfil the role of school captain.
Zara: A little pushy, but generally a very nice fellow, and friendly with everyone other than the jocks.
Louis: Smug, arrogant jerk that no one really likes. Gets regularly beaten up.
Napoleon: Captain of the football team, and is fairly popular. Generally prefers to get his less smart buddies to fight for him, but isn't afraid to fight if necessary.
De Gaulle: Constantly teased due to his big nose, and lack of smarts, he has few friends and languishes in the catch up classes.
Frederick: Chess club
Bismarck: Chess club
Alexander: One of the arrogant, agressive jocks. Constantly beats up the weaker kids, but is pretty stupid.
Pericles: Heavily involved in the musical aspects of the school. Generally avoids the wrath of the jocks, as he has some skill at sports.
Charlemagne: Poor kid who has to work part time at the local fast food joints to get through high school.
Huayna: Smart, smug, popular kid. Doesn't like those that can challenge his superiority.
Gandhi: Very nerdy, and gets beaten up often.
Asoka: Almost as nerdy as Gandhi, but is much taller and lanky-er than Gandhi, saving him from getting beaten up too frequently.
Tokugawa: Emo kid.
Suryavarman: Hits on anything living, male or female. Beats up weaker kids to hide his own insecurites.
Wang Kon: Smart, nerdy kid who brags about winning a mathematics competition, and gets beaten up because of it.
Mansa: Incredibly smart, friendly to everyone, even those who try and beat the crap out of him.
Pacal: Fairly smart, fairly religious, fairly artistic, and easily offended. Say the wrong thing to him, and he will try and hurt you.
Genghis: Napoleon's best friend. Much stupider than Napoleon, but beating up smaller kids is his specialty.
Kublai: Genghis' younger brother. Not quite as violent as GK, and much smarter and much more popular.
Sitting Bull: Stoner.
Mehmed: A hard worker, with a violent streak that comes out when provoked.
Suleiman: That kid that turns up to class drunk and angry.
Cyrus: The kid that manages to sleep with most of the girls, all of whom regret it the next day.
Darius: Smart kid, but has trouble socialising with everyone else.
Joao: The pimp.
Julius: Talks big about himself, but rarely has the balls to back it up.
Augustus: Hard worker, who gets arrogant when he achieves something.
Catherine: Will sleep with anyone if it helps her somehow. However, she gets agressive if you are of no use to her anymore.
Peter: Not smart enough to be a nerd, but with the same socialising ability of one.
Stalin: One of the jocks.
Isabella: The feminist girl. Pushes her cause on everyone, and if someone disagrees, she'll bitchfight.
Gilgamesh: That kid who looks kinda funny, no one seems to know much about, but once results come out you find out he's really smart.
Ragnar: The smart jock. Supplies his buddies with the answers to tests, so they can still pass.
Shaka: The insane jock.

Yep, I need a life.

Sums up everything life's made for.
 
Omg Leave Cathy And Boudica Aloooonnneee What Have They Done To You!??!?

Their Aunts, Like, Died Or Somethin'

Omg Leave Those Poor Girls Alone Stop Saying Bad Stuff About Them!
 
Omg Leave Cathy And Boudica Aloooonnneee What Have They Done To You!??!?

Their Aunts, Like, Died Or Somethin'

Omg Leave Those Poor Girls Alone Stop Saying Bad Stuff About Them!
Is this a reference to what I think it is?
:goodjob: Hilarious!
 
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