If u could write your own epitaf?

[Saga of Gemini]

I suddenly came with the idea....what if given the chance u could write what will go in your..lapid..thing ( however thats called in english ).

So feel free to post....even J/k like epitaf should be taken seriusly.

And ..no, I havent thougth in mine.

 

[stormbind]

epitaph

"not dead, just resting" or "so here I am, does that seem right to you?"

Not really, I dunno *shrug*

 

[Dr Tiny]

I'll go with Spike Milligan's "I told you I was ill"

 

[Saga of Gemini]

epitaph

Thanx ,I learn something new everyday

 

[BorgeoisBuffoon]

"No matter what you say, I WILL be back!"

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

"So a 200 ounce steak can be lethal"

 

[Arminius]

He fought equally well with the pen and the sword.

 

[Fetus4188]

Did something just move?

 

[SeleucusNicator]

"Man's Best Friend"

If its good enough for Kramer, its good enough for me.

 

[The Omega]

"I ain't dead."

 

[zulu9812]

I have to confess that I'd probably plagiarise with

"I told you I was ill"

 

[Hotpoint]

I want the following on my tombstone:

The Graveyards of Today are the Oilfields of Tomorrow

 

[Perfection]

If I could...

"Ha Ha, You're living! Cool people are dead!"

Of course, that's not the case, when I die, so does the universe, it will be a really awesome end, whole lot of good music, dancing, friggin' huge party, and most of you will brought back from the grave to be there, then I'll get up onstage and we'll all watch the spectacular fireworks at the end. Then the universe will cease to exist and the symphony of Perfection will have played its last triumphant note.

 

[Shadylookin]

Here lies an Atheist, All dressed up And no place to go.

hope he dressed for an unseasonably warm climate

proud to be the future generations petroleum

 

[Taliesin]

Look Behind You! A Ghost!

Made you look...

 

[Dark Ascendant]

"He lived, never touched
He dies with regret
A black and white
and moody scene."

Yeah, my life sucks right now. To die now is really inconvenient. Better fix things.

 

[Ayatollah So]

Well, I've got my wife's epitaph ready in advance:
"Here lies Rebecca. She had the right-of-way, for all the good it did her."

I think my wife would write mine as:
"Here lies Paul, buried with his Civ disk. Forgot to eat."

 

[Saga of Gemini]

I thougth one: "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY??????!!!!!!!!.......oh well...sigh....."

 

[Mescalhead]

"Quit standing on my grave you ass!"

 

[Mario Feldberg]

If I could...
"Ha Ha, You're living! Cool people are dead!"

I would choose something grim:

"Und lieg ich einst tot danieder,
vergießt nicht eine Träne meinetwegen,
denn ich habe dieses Leben
nur allzu gerne hergegeben."

(that's German sorry. I can't translate it because all the poetic value would be lost.)