I'm lonely...

[Sixchan]

I left Japan to come back home to Scotland, leaving my girlfriend behind.

Now i'm on my own and it's killing me.

Does anyone know anyone on the internet they can hook me up with?

P.S. She has to be female, okay?

 

[scorch]

Originally posted by Sixchan
P.S. She has to be female, okay?

Damn! i was hoping for some sex from you!

 

[andycapp]

Originally posted by Sixchan

Does anyone know anyone on the internet they can hook me up with?

P.S. She has to be female, okay?

Does she have to be human? Our cat gets a bit lonely when we're not home and she's cute in a furry feline sort of way - I can post a pic if you're interested.

 

[Sixchan]

Yes she has to be human!

Unless you can find me a sexy space chick!

 

[The Balrog]

Sorry!!!!!

 

[CurtSibling]

Space chick?
Actually, now that you mention it...

Only jesting!

What about some of the nice girlies on the forums?

 

[The Balrog]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
Space chick?
Actually, now that you mention it...

Only jesting!

What about some of the nice girlies on the forums?

Like.....WHO? (And remember they should proborably be about the same age.)

 

[Hamlet]

Would you care to clarify the situation? Have you *left* your girlfriend?

And wht exactly were you doing in Japan anyway?

 

[Blackadder]

Originally posted by The Balrog



Like.....WHO? (And remember they should proborably be about the same age.)

So just how old are you Sixchan?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

There are "professional" ladies who can easy your lonesome blues far more effectively than the Internet

 

[CurtSibling]

I'll second that!

But I don't think Simon has ever been to Blythswood Square!

The 'ladies' are female thugs!

We call them Nedettes!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

A little rough trade will do him the world of good.

Easier than going down to Piccadilly...not that i know anything about that of course.

 

[CurtSibling]

Of course not.

And Soho? Never!

(ahem)

 

[CornMaster]

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