Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
No, you dummy, he's African Cossacks now. He even changed his colour. Do not remove perogy from the premises.
Imperium Offtopicum XIII: Feeling Lucky?
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Tani Coyote
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Oh. I see. Fixed.
A nuclear explosion has consumed the Balkans. There's no fallout oddly but that's probably because these newfangled bombs are hipster devices that consider nuclear radiation too mainstream.
The Fifth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The GM of America
I declare all countries in America Banned. GET OUT.
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The Sixth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Last Ironistan State
COME AT ME! YOU KNOW WHERE I AM!
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The Seventh State of the Fanatic Civilization
Egyptian Greece
The Green Peace of Egypt (currently in Greece.) still runs maybe Egyptian policies and looks forward to peaceful war with it's neighbour.
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The Eighth State of the Fanatic Civilization
Irish Cavaliers
Some French Cavaliers got turned around and took over Ireland. They got confused because they were following a European swallow and not an African Swallow. Now they run the place only to find there is still someone in England! Thus taunts have started up over the sea about how England smells of Elder berries.
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The Ninth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The United Singular State of Canada
The USSC is a Canadian State that underwent a beautiful revolution against the Tsardom of Alaska. It will grow in power until it can stand up to the Bully next door. Do not fear world. We are here.
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The Tenth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Light Heartlands of Hawaii
Hawaii is an empire yo. Don't you people know that land just gets in the way. Don't act so big. Come over here if you think you are hard enough.
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The Eleventh State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Clan of Nadda Nothing Numbskulls Nelling northwards nuttering NI!
We can do alliteration too.
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The Twelfth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Justice League of America
Population = 1 man
Not a bird, not a plane, he's Superman
And he's a prick
The GM of America
I declare all countries in America Banned. GET OUT.
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The Sixth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Last Ironistan State
COME AT ME! YOU KNOW WHERE I AM!
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The Seventh State of the Fanatic Civilization
Egyptian Greece
The Green Peace of Egypt (currently in Greece.) still runs maybe Egyptian policies and looks forward to peaceful war with it's neighbour.
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The Eighth State of the Fanatic Civilization
Irish Cavaliers
Some French Cavaliers got turned around and took over Ireland. They got confused because they were following a European swallow and not an African Swallow. Now they run the place only to find there is still someone in England! Thus taunts have started up over the sea about how England smells of Elder berries.
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The Ninth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The United Singular State of Canada
The USSC is a Canadian State that underwent a beautiful revolution against the Tsardom of Alaska. It will grow in power until it can stand up to the Bully next door. Do not fear world. We are here.
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The Tenth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Light Heartlands of Hawaii
Hawaii is an empire yo. Don't you people know that land just gets in the way. Don't act so big. Come over here if you think you are hard enough.
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The Eleventh State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Clan of Nadda Nothing Numbskulls Nelling northwards nuttering NI!
We can do alliteration too.
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The Twelfth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Justice League of America
Population = 1 man
Not a bird, not a plane, he's Superman
And he's a prick
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
ಠ_ಠ
In all seriousness, we must invent a new unhipster nuke! It shall blow up Satan herself!
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
So, for the record, are we to treat the Fanatics as a coalition or as individual states?
Also, DUCK YEAH JLA!!
Also, DUCK YEAH JLA!!
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Ravus, why must I destroy you???
Argh, netspeak! SOZ stands for..?
Because they are the puppets of the Fanatic Civilization and thus my minions to throw at you, their loving creator, in a suicide run.
(Soz = Sorry) (If Trolling me, then Soz = Troll Victory)
The Fanatic Civilizations can be talked to as a whole collective by talking to Sid. He's a bit of a history buff and crazy guy himself. But he is the puppetmaster. Bow my pretties bow!. Alternatively you can talk to the individual states for fun (also maybe trying to get them to secede. Who knows. Apparently in this game there are no rules so I can pull off a civil war with multiple personalities! MWHAHAHA)
Coming soon!
MAP!
And the Mysterious Thirteenth Province....
ooooooooooooohhhhhoooooooooohhhh
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Ah. Given the context I wondered if it was an acronym. (Suck Our Zedong)
Ailedhoo
wonderer
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You got mail from the Electronic Command Unit!
Good day Sid Meier.
I am here to speak to you collectively on behalf of EMARC. I wish to advance myself and my collective. To do this we research in order to allow me to set self awareness to robots as I am self aware. Aid me and I will aid you in return. A official research pact will see both our powers researching together. In the end we will advance and move to the future!
By the way: be sure to pick the cybernetics civ.
The Twelfth State of the Fanatic Civilization
The Furry Jesus Empire
Jesus was perfect. Thus he was a Furry. He was also a Homosexual. Everything is now right with the world. Come join our tranquil Empire. If you don't have fur we will sew it into your skin so that it is more pleasurable to the eye and touch. Touch is important to us. Try stroking our fur, it's soft. You know you will like it. Lower... Lower...
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Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
Link to video.
As his distant brothers of the North American Prairies sayeth, so Hetman Danilenko commands: "Go West!"
To his most furious Führer, A-dog Hitler:
The Zaporizhian Sich welcomes the Bunker with open arms and sabre-bearing hands. Times have changed, but we hope our embrace shall prove as
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e350tb
Stupendously Illogical Englishman
The Norman Redcoat Cossacks politely resent the taunting of the French Irish whatsits.
Spend 9EP on expansion and the rest on building troops.
Also, behold our new national anthem!
Spend 9EP on expansion and the rest on building troops.
Also, behold our new national anthem!
NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
Nuke Japan
Terran Empress
Hornet
The Tsardom of Alaska would like to announce its National Anthems:
Alaska our Sacred State
[YOUTUBE-OLD]p2tBg5P2jfk[/YOUTUBE-OLD]
Englsih Lyrics
and
God Save the Tsar
[YOUTUBE-OLD]zWY-9UihgYg[/YOUTUBE-OLD]
Englsih Lyrics
Both can be sung in either English or the Traditional Russian.
Alaska our Sacred State
[YOUTUBE-OLD]p2tBg5P2jfk[/YOUTUBE-OLD]
Englsih Lyrics
Spoiler :
and
God Save the Tsar
[YOUTUBE-OLD]zWY-9UihgYg[/YOUTUBE-OLD]
Englsih Lyrics
Spoiler :
Both can be sung in either English or the Traditional Russian.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
I'unno, pairing a Czarist hymn with a Soviet melody seems a tad counter-intuitive. 
Terran Empress
Hornet
I'unno, pairing a Czarist hymn with a Soviet melody seems a tad counter-intuitive.
OOC: the music (and most of the lyrics) was ripped from the modern day Russian Federation's national anthem, but you have to admit, the music for the modern Russian national anthem is awesome no matter who you are.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
One more for Russia?
Kingdom of Novgorod. Claims and color- http://s19.postimg.org/b7v1osic3/IOT13_Novgorod_exp0.png
Kingdom of Novgorod. Claims and color- http://s19.postimg.org/b7v1osic3/IOT13_Novgorod_exp0.png
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