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Imperium Offtopicum XIII: Feeling Lucky?

Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Tani Coyote, May 26, 2013.

  1. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Data consideration uploading on expanding territory. Resources must be secured. Living spell must be acquired for EMARC, ever in need of land so that it can advance... especially once I have completed my research on self awareness.

    Uploading map of six areas to claim in 5, 4, 3, 3, 3... forgive there seem to be a data error...

    ...and then...

    ...3, 2, 1...

    Data upload complete!


    Expand the Machine.png

    Our plans will commence more!

    Soon all will be set to full function.

    The robot will be tomorrows master and commander.
     
  2. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    We shall expand! For Glory! And Iron! And Abunchofotherstuff!

    Claim area marked in dark brown, disregard the Novgorodians*. Rest into nuclear weaponry - which is useable, please.
    * (scribble scribble something heretics something Russians Vikings with superiority complex something something)
     
  3. Nirosi

    Nirosi Hymenopus Coronatus

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    WHY U NO POST ON A FULL MAP?!!!
    Spoiler :

    Expand on 7 provinces, 1 I save up
     
  4. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    IC: There is nothing beyond Teutonic lands. Maybe Denmark, maybe Novgorod, maybe some Cossacks. Nothing else.
    OOC: Too much of a hassle :p
     
  5. Nirosi

    Nirosi Hymenopus Coronatus

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    If there's nothing beyond Teutonic land, we'll seek, pillage and bury your ships and yourselves.
    Or you apologize immideatly.
     
  6. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    Very well. there might be something there.
     
  7. Tani Coyote

    Tani Coyote Billions and Billions

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    There are man-eating talking animals in Australia but that's all I can really input on this subject.
     
  8. e350tb

    e350tb Stupendously Illogical Englishman

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    Of course there are, I put them there. For science.
     
  9. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    That confirms that there is definitely nothing whatsoever in Australia.
     
  10. Nirosi

    Nirosi Hymenopus Coronatus

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    Apologies accepted.
     
  11. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    Speaking as a GM, I actually hate when people do that.

    Also, you're treating claims as confirmed territory.
     
  12. Virote_Considon

    Virote_Considon The Great Dictator

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    Expand into 5 provinces as follows:


    Use the remaining 2 points to boost infrastructure.
     
  13. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    Removal squad need not petty things like nukes. We has AK-47s.
    All into Army - Invade Japan
     
  14. christos200

    christos200 Never tell me the odds

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    OOC: Tani, I request that you do something to stop Nedim because his gameplay is OOC and he has no casus belli or realistic reason to invade me.
     
  15. Virote_Considon

    Virote_Considon The Great Dictator

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    OOC: christos, Nedim's decision to invade is not OOC and is entirely due to your in-game claims of ownership of the entirety of real-world China and antagonistic attitude towards Cossack brothers (mostly CG's state) who wish to expand there.
     
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  16. Thorvald of Lym

    Thorvald of Lym A Little Sketchy

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    Could be worse. Could be the time Cambodia declared war on literally the whole world at once...
     
  17. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    OOC: Plus NN is like the wind: he changes where he blows so much that is it difficult to calculate if he has any meta plots.

    For character purposes NN's nation is in character: it is to defend and remove.
     
  18. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    I have a casus belli. You must be removed. As must any non-Cossack. You are just the first target. I tried to remove Ironistan, Tani prevented it. Now I must remove you, my closest non-Cossack neighbor. Remove Japan from premises.

    Ah those were the times. I had a point. You were all bourgeois pigs. You needed to be guide by Pol Pots vision of utopia. Our dear Brother #1 saw you wouldn't succumb from within, so we decided to invade all of the earth to spread the glorious revolution.
     
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  19. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    sorry for double post.

    I have the guidance of the wise falcon. Notorious BIG is in Japan. He make fast rap album that destroy the remover 2pac. Remove Japan, Biggie Smalls return to your tvrtko cousin.


    Link to video.
     
  20. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    This is absolutely acceptable, let's not murder each other over the continent while most of it is still unclaimed.
     

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