Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Double A, Jul 9, 2014.
Dis means Brazil will be open to da orks later on!
...wait... did we do right in our orders?
You can hypothetically blitz the entirety of the Americas sans Caribbean.
WAAAAGH!We will claim da rainforests in 'Merica, make 'Orth 'Frica orky and bring others to know da true power of the WAAAGH!
Spoiler orks raiding in 'Frica :
Will Greenland to be claimed we will claim da greenest!
...er boss? We just scouting Greenland and...
WHAT IS IT?
Its... more Whiteland?
WUT?! Give me that photo...
WHAT THE ZOG?!
Spoiler the Warboss :
WHO NAMED DA SNOW PLACE GREENLAND?! YOU HUMIES ARE DUMBER THAN WE ORKS THOUGHT?! WE ARE GOING TO SMASH THIS DUMBNESS! From now on I will ship several humie bones collected durning the WAAAGH! to what I will now call "Boneland!" Dis a revenge for trying to trick da orks but we are brutally cunning as we are cunningly brutal! We will make dis world know the true power of da WAAAAGH!
Expand to these 50 Provinces
Build the Maximum amount of 80 Armies !
We came for da jungles!
Dis 'Mazon is to be our land! WAAAGH!
nah that's still ours. might i interest you in the Congo rainforest? untouched. sould suit you orks better.
Oy! We did not come to 'Merica so we would lose our claim to da 'Mazon, cause we orks are dead 'ard while you are a little humie! You has chance to claim your own little yard back in your land but you did not claim! Now we orks will be stronger and will strive to claim da 'Mazon! If ya try to stop us then you are asking to be stomped! We will treat it as if you attempted to stomp us first! If you attack us we will scream in joy while dem other humies pick on ya weakness! We claimed north of 'Mazon first to give us a good, proper time to prepare da WAAAAGH!
We are strong and so will not need der rest of 'Razil once we has our rainforests. By Gork and Mork you better know your land from ours, humie!
*sigh* fiiine. the Empire will not expand at all, then.
sucks to be Brazil, then.
...you have bits in your own continent? Plus we said we were only interested in the jungle parts of 'Razil...
In second thoughts this defeatism you humies have give more room to da orkz!
In B4 the greatest navy in the world: 10+20 new ships are constructed in the shipyards of the far south, beneath deserts, jungles and mountains.
26 armies are created. Expansion to 26 provinces:
We will claim eventually everything below the equator. It is our homeland. It is our destiny. We are the Southern empire.
You can only expand to 10 territories you couldn't get by simply overland claims because you only have 10 navies. I suggest just doing two NZ provs near the two provs I autoclaimed for you and then dropping some random island.
Oh I see. Seems fine, ty.
OY! You claimed Honduras humie! Dis ork land your claiming! We need it for transport across! Change da claim now if you want to be not mean with da orks!
Start praying to your gods...
(I can't resist posting a meme about this)
...and build 76 armies.
EDIT: Greek, I just saw your signature. Even though I became an atheist, it`s so true.
It seems that I could be off from tomorrow to 11 of August. If I am not able to fill territories, just paint everything possible below the equator with a preference in coastlines, and 1/3 of IP in Navies each turn.
We have remedied this. Notice our new claim in Africa.
OOC: @Kinkaz That friend is.... special
The guy who said that is kinda weird XD. So he's a great friend for me.
Right I'm gonna be busy for the rest of the day. Real life takes priority over this for me, but I will try to have the update done by midnight.
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