Inhibiting Sperm Production...

[Atlas14]

Why do people get all weird about sperm count when they see some dude in a hot tub, wearing spandex Underarmour, or some tight pair of pants?

We produce millions of swimmers per day, what the heck is so bad about killing a few while relaxing in a nice hot bath or whatever?

 

[mrt144]

what is so bad about killing sperm period. it's not as if lowering your sperm count when you DONT WANT TO HAVE KIDS, is bad.

 

[The Yankee]

I support a right to life for members of my navy!

That said...I don't know. Of all the things people say kill off your production, one would think our wells would be completely tapped by now.

But, I'm no reproductive specialist, so I'll let them decide.

 

[Masquerouge]

I guess like all things linked to masculinity, it scares us on a subconscious level.

Or, in a more modern phrasing,

less sperm = LOLZ U R TEH GAY

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I guess like all things linked to masculinity, it scares us on a subconscious level.

Or, in a more modern phrasing,

less sperm = LOLZ U R TEH GAY

Or, even more subliminally, look at the sparkly highlights on some of the letters in this logo:

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Sperm has the potential to create life and should be protected by the Constitution, thus no hot tubs, spandex, or tight pants.

 

[JZ_UK]

Ban sex! Sex only allows for the creation of a handful of lives! It wastes millions of potential lives! Its grossly inefficient! Save the sperm! Save the sperm!

 

[Japanrocks12]

They're my sperm, I can do what I want with them.

 

[LightFang]

Bukkake just isn't the same when it isn't crawling with seed.

 

[Perfection]

I'm a marksman at heart. Nothing should take more then one shot.

 

[Tycoon101]

Bukkake just isn't the same when it isn't crawling with seed.

I'm never going to be able to look at dairy products without cringing, from this day on.

 

[Japanrocks12]

Bukkake just isn't the same when it isn't crawling with seed.

Bukkake is overrated. the only good bukkake is lesbian bukkake.

 

[Bill3000]

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

[Elrohir]

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Slanderers! They're just as anti-masturbation as Catholics!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

the only good bukkake is lesbian bukkake.

That's disgusting. Or maybe, I'm just really, really squeamish.

Slanderers! They're just as anti-masturbation as Catholics!

Yeah, but we don't go on and on and on and on about it . . .

Plus, we're down with contraceptives.

 

[JZ_UK]

That's disgusting. Or maybe, I'm just really, really squeamish.

Actually its less messy than its traditional rival...

 

[skadistic]

While we may make millions in a day the odds of one sperm finding one egg are 1/10000000000. Any time you lower that number the odds of actual germination goes down significantly.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Actually its less messy than its traditional rival...

Well, I'm not a fan of the traditional method either.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

All bukkake sucks, I hate when ever I find some on the internet.

 

[mrt144]

All bukkake sucks, I hate when ever I find some on the internet.

which is about the only place you will find it.

lesbian bukkake is about as interesting as watching lesbians have sex. which to me is boring because it doesn't involve me or the idea of me. its for boys that are afraid to take charge of a woman.

I need a title here like 'king of the cfc gb'