A bill making it harder for couples to divorce was approved by an Iowa state House subcommittee on Monday, with a supporter of the legislation arguing it is necessary to prevent young girls from being more "promiscuous."
State Rep. Tedd "I (crap) you not this is his real name" Gassman is one of the seven Republican sponsors of this bill who believes government has a vested interest in forcing married couples stay together—except in cases of "adultery, physical or sexual abuse, imprisonment or if one partner is missing for more than a year or the couple has lived apart for more than two years"—because "f our families break up, so will this nation." Also, because it might make his granddaughter a slut:
Gassman also suggested that divorce can affect children's behavior, specifically that it can make teenage girls more likely to engage in sexual activity than children of parents who are not divorced.
Speaking about his granddaughter, whose parents recently divorced, Gassman said, "There's a 16-year-old girl in this whole mix now. Guess what? What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous? What are the possibilities of all these other things surrounding her life that a 16-year-old girl, with hormones raging, can get herself into?"
While we're all very sorry that Rep. Gassman's family is personally responsible for destroying America, it isn't clear how banning divorce would keep Gassman's granddaughter's raging hormones at bay. And she's no doubt very grateful that her hormones and her practically carved-in-stone hobag destiny are now part of the Iowa House record. Thanks, Grandpa!
But then, we all know when it comes to science, especially ladyparts science, Republicans tend to get a little confused.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/...-granddaughter-doesn-t-become-a-slut#comments
It's the right thing to do to stop that promiscuous young harlot from spreading her legs for every Tom, Dick and Harry. What can be done to stop the rampant whorishness of the young women of this country?
God knows, with no-fault divorce women are just going to be sleeping around willy-nilly. Strumpets! Strumpets everywhere! Why must these temptresses continually seduce our poor innocent young men?
These young Aprodiates and their feminine wiles, rampantly corrupting our strapping young Adonis's. Naturally you can't blame the men for falling for their tricks.