Iraqi Information minister as modern military advisor

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Four different expressions for the modern era. All other eras use the normal expressions.


Enjoy
 
Great idea! Hahahaha LMAO... I love it Yoda!
 
"Our war with the Americans is going well, we are killing them in their tanks. They will wish they never agressed against Iraq"
"Are they anywhere near baghdad?"
[looks out window, sees a statues of Saddam being torn down by an American marine] "No, they are nowhere near Baghdad."
 
Yeah, we should organise the text files so he says everything the opposite.

For example "We could support a larger military" means "We have way too many units, we cannot support them."

Either that, or we simply turn him into a yes-man.
 
Early file delivery!

Click here.

Install directions:
-Move the file "civ3/conquests/text/script.txt"
-Bring this into your "civ3/conquests/text" folder.
-Play

You need to know these:

-Our military is weaker than these guys:
"They are going to aggress against Iraq! There is no reason, we don't have any $UNIT0."
-Our military is average with these guys:
"We can stop their invasion!"
Our military is stronger than these guys:
-"We are going to burry them! We are going to kill them in their tanks."

The others are pretty easy to figure out.
 
Very nice Yoda :lol:
 
Aww dag, I just looked in the file I uploaded - there are no changes!

Well, they were good, but... well just imagine they were there ;)
 
Shouldn't he really be the Foreign Minister, though?

He's cool to have, though.
 
Originally posted by Louis XXIV
Shouldn't he really be the Foreign Minister, though?
Yeah he probably should, but I thought that with the clothes he has, and the comments he made, he would work better as military.
 
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