Is there anything that cannot be found on the internet?

[Sommerswerd]

Funny, in the porn I've seen on the internet, I've never seen participants enacting the Heimlich on one another (though it can sometimes look a little like that); all the porn I've seen is unheimlich porn.

Apropos of the thread title... you asked for it The internets delivers:

 

[Terxpahseyton]

The application form to join The Illuminati.

Google finds thousands. And I mean thousands.