I can't get enough of these!!! Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels. The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you guys,"and with that gulps down the entire bottle in six seconds flat. The second elephant not wishing to be outdone says, " I'll take that bet" and immediately gulps the bottle down, this time in 5 seconds. The third elephant sees this and asks the bar man, "Is the smoking ban effecting business much?" "Not really, we've got the old heaters outside so we're doing alright. Things will pick up again now in May or so," says the barman. "They will I suppose" says the third elephant, nodding. a man goes to see the doctor. doctor, doctor i've been unwell for a couple of days with symptoms including fatigue, nausea and occasional vomiting. - it sounds like this 'flu that has being going around. i can prescribe antibiotics, but i recommend you let it run its course. it's probably best if i do that doctor. i don't like to take antibiotics unless its very necessary. - thats a good attitude to have. good man yourself. call me if you do not improve in the next 2-3 days. thanks doctor, i will. - bye now then. bye so. Two blondes are chatting over coffee on a Tuesday morning, "Do you know how they get the figs into the fig rolls?" quizzed the first blonde. "No" replied the other. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is an acholohic and it is ruining his family. What did the farmer say when he culdn't find his tractor? "Where the bloody hell is my tractor?!" 'Knock Knock?' 'Who's there?' 'Electricity Board. I've come to read the meter.' 'Oh right so. Come in. It's just there, by the telephone table.' 'Freezing outside.' 'Yeah.' 'Right. That's sorted so.' 'Cheers.' 'Cheers. 'Bye.' :rofl: Spoiler : Yes, this does have discusion value, and no, it isnt in poor taste. They all made me LOL.