END DAY 5
Mayor Klipspringer Kennigit was a little nervous; no jumper had made it over the Cliff of Death. And now, the town nominated Autolycus. But, seeing as he was a hare, Kennigit wasn't as confident in his jumping ability.
Kennigit pondered for a minute, thinking what to do to at least make it fair, when he shouted
"Eureka! I know what we can do! We'll just give you a little boost in your starting height! How about you hop up on my back, and I'll jump straight up and give a little buck--jussttt enough where if you did nothing you'd fall to your most certain death--but if you JUMP when I buck you'll make it over just fine!"
"That's a stupid idea"
"Great! It's settled. Now go ahead and hop on me, and when I count to three, JUMP off my back!"
Kennigit stretched his legs, as the hare hopped onto his back. "One...."
On "TWO", Kennigit JUMPED up. It was the highest JUMP Kennigit had done in years from a standing position! He was so elated, he forgot to even say three! "Yee-HAW!" Kennigit shouted as he bucked.
Poor autolycus tried to grab onto a tuff of fur to prevent being hurled off the cliff. But, it was no use! Autolycus fell straight into the Cliff of Death below!
"Ah, well, that's not really my fault now is it?
But, something interesting happened. Mayor Klipspringer Kennigit decided to check Autolycus's room before sending everyone off to bed that night. In it, they found a gun! How scary! It seemed Autolycus was the last poacher in town!
An unpaid intern did return back with ninebolt's body that evening. Kennigit said, "Oh yea, I guess we don't need that anymore. Also, I forgot you were fired last week but I forgot to tell you."
Autolycus was a Hare!
Autolycus was a Poacher
Townie victory
6 JUMPERS survived!