Keeping the Gays Away Keeps Earthquakes At Bay

[Babbler]

Earthquakes are caused by gays - MP

By staff writers

February 22, 2008 11:18am


AN Israeli politician has blamed a spate of recent earthquakes in the Middle East on gays
Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party said the only way to prevent the earthquakes was for parliament to stop liberalising laws concerning homosexuals, AP reported.

“Why do earthquakes happen? One of the reasons is the things to which the Knesset (parliament) gives legitimacy, to sodomy,'' Mr Benizri said.

Mr Benizri said earthquake damage could be avoided if the parliament stopped “passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes''.

Two earthquakes originating in Lebanon have shaken Israel in the past week. The first occurred two days after the Israeli attorney-general ruled that same-sex couples could adopt children.

In recent years, Israeli courts have ruled that the government must recognise sex-sex marriages performed abroad and grant gay couples inheritance rights.

To think, I wasted entire classes on earthquakes when all that had to said is that was the gays fault.

 

[TheLastOne36]

WTH?

well anyway..

first post!

 

[Godwynn]

The Human Race takes another nosedive.

 

[Bill3000]

 

[Stormrage]

Wow.. those must be some gays..

It gives the "You rocked my world" phrase a whole new, literal, meaning!

 

[Berzerker]

the gays fault? I thought it was the Dead Sea fault

 

[JollyRoger]

Sodom was destroyed because of inhospitality, so if guys like this would stop practicing Sodomy by being so inhospitable towards gays, there would be no earthquakes.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

God strikes again!

 

[GenMarshall]

Earthquake are caused by Gays? I know they have loud parties but I doubt it's enough to cause a tremor in the Earth.

 

[kramerfan86]

Blaming a natural disaster on the gays, man thats original.

 

[GenMarshall]

Blaming a natural disaster on the gays, man thats original.

Well in the middle ages, they blamed the Jews for the Black Death . Nothing new in blaming other people for natural and biological disasters.

 

[TheLastOne36]

hmm... What if we sent all the gays to somewhere we don't like... any ideas?

That way, we won't have those Gay parts for every city and we can cause earthquakes somewhere...

 

[Leonel]

I dunno. Iran 'rid' themselves of the gays and there are still earthquakes there.

 

[general_kill]

And then he added, "If evolution is real, then why aren't gay people extinct?"

 

[Shirastro]

LolOLOlOLOLOL you just made my day m8.
This is the funniest thing i red in quiet a while

 

[Cu Chulainn]

To think, I wasted entire classes on earthquakes when all that had to said is that was the gays fault.

Pun intended?

 

[lutzj]

This would explain why earthquakes are so bad on the West Coast, what with San Fransisco and Los Angeles. Also, there are almost no measurable earthquakes in Antarctica, which is virtually gay-free (or is it...).

 

[The Yankee]

If they're so powerful that they could move heaven and earth, it makes one wonder how they don't have enough political power to prevent these politicians from saying such things.

Sigh...

This would explain why earthquakes are so bad on the West Coast, what with San Fransisco and Los Angeles. Also, there are almost no measurable earthquakes in Antarctica, which is virtually gay-free (or is it...).

It doesn't explain the powerful quake that started that devastating tsunami a couple years back.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I'm glad there are no gays in Florida.

Just shows there are wackos from all nations

 

[The Yankee]

I'm glad there are no gays in Florida.

Just shows there are wackos from all nations

Our homegrown wackos said they also cause hurricanes.