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Kid tries to steal Steam account, gets tables turned on him

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Genocidicbunny, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    This was a pretty hilarious exchange i read a few minutes ago. I found it funny how well the tables got turned on him. SO without further ado:
    Spoiler :
    br0kenrabbit says: hi

    Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening

    br0kenrabbit says: What's ip?

    br0kenrabbit says: up?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

    br0kenrabbit says: On MSN?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: yes

    br0kenrabbit says: Why?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    br0kenrabbit says: My information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    br0kenrabbit says: Well...

    Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

    br0kenrabbit says: Well

    Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure

    br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: k

    br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

    br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: huh?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: bs

    br0kenrabbit says: Trace it.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: how

    br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k

    br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: why?

    br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: tos

    br0kenrabbit says: terms of service

    Greg_ValveOLS says: were?

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: why

    br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why

    Greg_ValveOLS says:

    br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: k

    br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Is this you?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay.

    br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude

    Greg_ValveOLS says: m

    br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence?

    br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Illinios?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: yes

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: why

    br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite

    Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight

    Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh

    br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

    br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment.

    br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: k

    Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me???????????>WHY

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says: what

    br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: what????

    br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why?

    br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst

    br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    br0kenrabbit says: Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas

    Greg_ValveOLS says: what

    br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, *****
     
  2. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho Marxist

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    :lol: Pwnage
     
  3. Urederra

    Urederra Mostly harmless

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    poor guy. he was only 13.
     
  4. Vietcong

    Vietcong Chieftain

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    lol, is this real???
     
  5. Xanikk999

    Xanikk999 History junkie

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    Thats why i hate certain online games such as diablo II, WoW, and CS they are a bunch of immature leet speaking brats.
     
  6. puglover

    puglover Disturber of Worldviews

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    All right! -1 Noob, the Interweb is a safer place. :D

    Poor guy, nothing. Look at his username. It's obvious he only bought that username to scam others.
     
  7. Godwynn

    Godwynn March to the Sea

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    My name is Greg, I'm from Illinois, and I also have a Steam account.

    :)
     
  8. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    AFAIk this is real. Now how real I do not know but either way its hilarious
     
  9. Maniacal

    Maniacal the green Napoleon

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  10. salty mud

    salty mud Ey-up

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    Wow. What a stupid boy. Total turnaround. :lol:
     
  11. GoodEnoughForMe

    GoodEnoughForMe n.m.s.s.

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  12. salty mud

    salty mud Ey-up

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    Indeed. Again, what a stupid boy.
     
  13. carmen510

    carmen510 Chieftain

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    :lol:

    Idiot...
    Luckily, I don't fall for that, but I can do that to other people. :p (Never wanted to though)
     
  14. Kozmos

    Kozmos Up in smoke

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    Christ the Internet has too much stupid people.
     
  15. steviejay

    steviejay Now in Black and White!!

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    heh truely awesome.

    I don't think you need to buy a Steam Account, but you need to buy the games
     
  16. Panda

    Panda Metal head

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    You got that right.
     
  17. nonconformist

    nonconformist Miserable

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    Awesome pwnage.

    Source?
     
  18. AL_DA_GREAT

    AL_DA_GREAT amour absinthe révolution

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    thats why you need to be totaly cool if you want to try social engineering.
     
  19. Jawz II

    Jawz II Oh Dear

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    he deserved it.

    the reason i stopped playing was all the morons with wallhacks. pretty easy to tell which ones were doing it, if you know what youre doing, which makes cheating even more ******ed.
     
  20. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    Source is Melonbrew..idk where they got it from
     

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