Large Mafia Game: Highway to Hell [In Play]

[Askthepizzaguy]

TDS ended so I did a tally. Lazy peoples.


Jarrrrrema: (5) Aragorn, Morty, BestKFC, Camikaze!, Swinky
Xp: (5) Olaf, Darth, Tail, Coolio, NEDM
Darth: (3) BSmith, NarutoDragonBallAvatarZSuperSaiyan, Mecha
SK: (2) Spy_vs_Spy, Ling-Ling
Magknives: (2) Knigght, ATPG
ATPG: (2) Gamez, Nicky
BestKFC: (1) Celtic
Mecha: (1) Choxxy

Abstain: (3) Jarrrrrema, Magknives, Xp

Not voting: Gotta be a bunch, didn't check.

 

[SouthernKing]

I vote for BestKFCPlayer! Fried chicken is always good

And Red Spy, just cause I've been in Disney World the past few days is not a good reason to vote for my death

 

[Zack]

Tally has been updated in the spreadsheet; mine matches up with the one Pizza did. Also added the spreadsheet link to the links post so I can stop linking to it.

1 hour left.

 

[dcmort93]

oh ya Vote Jarrema forgot in my last post

forgot one ATPG Zacks tally is right

 

[Zack]

Check the spreadsheet again...

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

forgot one ATPG Zacks tally is right

You're listed in my tally as "Morty".

 

[Skwink]

unvote vote: Xpl I don't like people who abstain, and I voted for you before I changed my vote. I'm going back to the original now.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOooh, decisive.

Well, let's keep it a tie. There's decent odds no one dies, if so. The fact that neither candidate cares to spare him/herself makes me think that either both candidates are being innocent and silly, or it's possible one of the candidates is guilty and playing chicken. I can't tell which since they're behaving the same. Randomness could be our friend here.

(as I'm typing)
Annnnnd Swinky just tossed that theory in the garbage. So much for that.

 

[dcmort93]

awwwww I have a pet name now how cute

 

[Zack]

Round over. Update coming.

EDIT: Ignore the red on SouthernKing, it's just part of the system I use to count the votes.

 

[Zack]

End of Day Two

They call me many things, none of them good. Among the things they call me is the Great Deceiver, but I'm not deceiving you. I'm being honest with you here. And if you don't believe that I'm telling the truth (even though I am), then I suppose I have deceived you. But that's beside the point.

The point is that I don't like it here. It's not where I belong, and I don't want to stay. I envy Xpl. Why does he get all the attention? What did he do? What is he compared to me?

Nothing.

But, this group isn't exactly the brightest. They're not me. But I'll help them in their little game. I'll kill the man for them. Again, they're not me.

They can't kill.

At least, most of them can't.

I start to head over to the main group, where Xpl is standing in the middle of a circle which the others had formed. I even see the melancholy fool Adam stride over to watch the proceedings.

I hate him.

When everyone else is standing awkwardly around in the circle, I volunteered myself to kill Xpl. Someone tosses me a knife, and I catch it in my right hand with barely a thought. I grab Xpl by the shirt and whisper something in his ear.

"Damn you. Damn you to hell, you bastard. I envy you."

I ripped the blade through his stomach, spilling Xpl's guts all over the ground.

It brings a smile to my face.

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Xpl: "So there really is an afterlife, after all."

God: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cut the small talk and get to the meat and potatoes of the matter. Speaking of, I would love a steak right now."

God snapped his fingers, and a savory steak appeared on a plate, sitting in his lap. A napkin is tucked in God's shirt, and a knife and fork appear in his hands. God starts to cut the steak up and eat it, talking with a mouthful of steak in his mouth.

God: "You guysh keef giffing me unprepad sos. (You guys keep giving me unprepared souls.) Go ba, moril. (Go back, mortal.)

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When Xpl's guts came off the ground and back into his stomach, hardly anyone was surprised. Not even myself. Disappointed, yes, but not surprised.

"So, what the hell is going on here? Why can't anyone die?"

Good question, wish I knew myself.


Xpl survived the lynch.

• Send me your night orders!

Night Two ends in 23.5 hours!​

 

[Arakhor]

This is getting rather silly. How do we even lynch someone? Anyone got any ideas?

 

[Takhisis]

I don't honestly know. The thing is, with these Salvation Points thingy, a scummer who behaves excellently in order to hide might go to heaven while a townie who does an OMGUS or switches votes and stuff goes to hell

Since we're at it, people surviving or dying iain't proof of anything by itself at this rate, unless there's something I haven't read in the Rules.

 

[Skwink]

Let's all just abstain and see what happens.

 

[Takhisis]

instawin:Takhisis

 

[GamezRule]

Skwink is god.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Let's all just abstain and see what happens.

This is pure win.

 

[choxorn]

Let's all just abstain and see what happens.

Some mafia will vote to kill someone, and then we'll know who the mafia are.

It's a great idea, really.

 

[Zack]

Relevant.

• If you have 0 Salvation Points, you have a 33.3% chance of either going to Heaven, Hell, or just plain surviving the lynch/kill attempt.

Also, if you are having private communications (PMs only!!), I would love it if you forwarded them to me.

 

[Takhisis]

Is my vote valid, Zack?