Last Words

[Penguin Glory]

What are some funny last words?

Here are some of Mine:

What Duck?
So, You're a cannibal.
Pull the Pin and count to what?
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
This doesn't taste right
Oops.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
I've seen this done a million times on television.
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
Safety harness?
They can't hit us at this range!
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
Watch, I'll prove it!
Nah, they're blanks.

So, any of you have any funny last words? Post them Here

~Penguin Glory

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

-Watch me pick up this cobra!
-Are those headlights coming this way?
-Take a picture of me and this bear cub!
-That doesn't look good
-Don't worry, they're harmless!
-I saw the Crocodile Hunter do it on T.V.
-*To a person much, much bigger than you* Ya, and what are you going to do about it?
-I wonder why my gun isn't working, maybe if I take a look down the barrel...

 

[puglover]

- I wonder what this button does...
- Don't worry. He's tranquilized.
- If this fence were electric, could I do THIS?
- Do you suppose it's dead or just asleep?

 

[WillJ]

-What, are you crazy? We're a tank unit, and we're fighting guys with spears! I assure you, there's nothing to worry about!

-Inflammable means flammable? What the hell?!

-Are you SURE we're supposed to stand back 20 inches, not 20 feet?

-Ooh, bottled water! And it's from Mexico, goodie!

-The red button's always the good one, right?

-I wonder how high I can jump from without getting hurt.

-Rattlesnakes? They're not poisonous, are they?

-*pssst* Hey, if the metal detector beeps when he walks through it, is that good or bad?

 

[Turner]

- Hey, hold my beer and watch this!

- Of course there not in there!

 

[Perfection]

-I'm gonna sneak up behind Perfection-

 

[K-Man]

- What's that? You're from Canada? Well, you make terrible beer, and you suck at Hockey!!!

- Mom, Dad, the life of an accountant is too boring for me. I've taken up a new occupation...Sword Swallowing. Check it out!!!

- Did you hear something?

 

[Hitro]

"Bonjour!"

 

[zippy]

Bugger Bognor

 

[G-Man]

- I wonder if these headlights are a car or two motrocycles... Only one way to find out.
- Let me drive
- I think he's trying to be friendly
- What's so fun about lion hunting when you have bullets?
- *on a boat* What a beautiful summer day. I wonder why that guy said we're heading towards the fall....

 

[CivCube]

- (from a D & D site) "Gold! Jewels! I can't believe we found this cave, we're RICH, Dave, we're RICH! Dave?....Dave?....."

- "Those pants make you look fat."

- "You know, I am absolutely stuffed, I couldn't possibly eat another bite...wellllll, okay...."

- "What the...?"

- "No! He'll ruin our plans! STOP HIM!! STOP HIM!!!!"

- "I wouldn't juggle those if I were you...."

- "Why hello, cute little forest animal! You're so cute! You're so cute! Oh, I have to hug you now...."

- "Now that was good ice cream. Tasted like bitter almonds, though...I wonder why?"

- "I think I got this bungee cord tied correctly. It's supposed to go around the neck, riiiiiiiiiiight .......?"

- "I am invincible!!!!"

- "What a strange artifact. Its eyes are glowing so weirdly...."

- "Civ sucks!"

 

[Mariusz]

Danny De Vitto's last words in "Heist":

De Vitto: "Don't you want to hear my last words?"
Hackman: "I just did."

 

[puglover]

 

[CivCube]

- "And remember, never ever do this."

- "There's no way, absolutely no way...damn."

- "Hey, break dancing isn't so hard after all...."

- "Oh yeah?"

- "All right, *sigh* but I'm only going to do this one more time...."

- "Sir, that wasn't exactly the right thing to say to the aliens."

- "Yeah, you and what army! Just gimme those nukes, man! Come on, girlie! GIVE IT TO ME!!"

- "Ohhh, that's the sun. Then what in the name of Todd is that...?"

- "Chim-chim-chiree, chim-chim-chiree! I am happy as can beeee...chim-chim-chiree, chim-chim-chiroo! Aren't you glad that that is...is...a rolling barrel full of angry ostriches?"

- "Dude, you won't believe this! I am calling suspended from a red balloon thirteen thousand miles in the air. Yeah, it's awesome. What? Whaddya mean by pressure?"

- " 'K, let me check over the formula, though I'm sure it's right, we've wouldn't have made the chemical already if it wasn't...ohhhhhhh damn."

- "The sky is falling! The sky is falling! The sky is-"

 

[WillJ]

-Sorry, sir, I didn't realize that that's your wife.

-Wanna bet?

-Nah, a little nuclear radiation never harmed anybody.

-Crap, I hate it when I get my glass of water and experimental chemicals mixed up!

-This doesn't look like Kansas anymore.

-Here, Kitty Kitty...

-OH MY FREAKIN' GOD, LOCK THE DOOR! LOCK THE DOOR!

-Where's my flashlight?

-Hey, stranger! Do I want an apple? Sure!

 

[CivCube]

- "You know what, I cannot understand why the 'ell people stand for this. I mean, it is kinda unconnatooshy, ain't it? What? Oh, unconstitutional. Yeahhhhhhh, I get ya. Get ya and this drink. Bartender! One more for John 'ere! Hahaaaa, yeah. There we go. So as I wuz sayin', people who discriminate against neo-nazis are freaking bigots themselves, yah. Huh? So what if I am one?"

- "Gog bored today...Gog hungry for mammoth...*brr* Gog cold!"

- "Hey, where is everyone going? Oh."

- "It's okay, Suzie, it's not like we're in a slasher movie or anything."

- "My Precioussssss!" *sizzle*

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

-"Dont worry. Its Red touches Black, stay back... I think..."
-"Whats the worst that could happen?"
-"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

 

[Gainy]

-"I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, then i realised it was a train"

Not exactly last words, but i think its funny (for a gravestone)

 

[CivCube]

Any of these would do nicely.

 

[Smaasnekje]

"Red, Brown, or Yellow cord?? Oh look at the timer! It says..."