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LeIrvLove Nes II-Cavalier'n @u bb ;)

Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Nuka-sama, Feb 25, 2017.

  1. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 Thought Bubble Thinker Supporter

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    Breaking News: Nuka torments innocent subforum with funposting! When confronted as to why he said "its cause I'm eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil".
     
  2. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    Guys send your orders in for the next update!
     
  3. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    Oops too late~!

    UPDATE 15: A NEW ENEMY APPEARS

    The scientists nodded to one another. They were scientists and they were very smart. Other scientists were smart so they had to nod too, lest they discover they were merely nodding and not actually smart.

    Besides, today was a glorious today for scientists, as they were unveiling in the greatest creation. The Golden State Warriors had lost the great and mighty Kevin Durant, but the mysterious Dr. Gero, sent by the King of China, had come to aid in their quest to defeat Lebron James. They realized that in order to assure a 100% chance of victory, they needed a super star. Unfortunately, the trade deadline had already passed. But that wouldn't stop them from signing a...."free" agent.

    The test tubes whirred to life. A small cell was there:



    The computers started lighting up as they started injecting the DNA of the greatest NBA players. Steph Curry's 3-point shot, Michael Jordan's Defense, Kobe's inability to pass......and finally....all of Kevin Durant.

    The tube exploded with all of the power that was in there....and then the scientists nodded and smiled. They had their new super star.

    Spoiler :
     
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  4. Sniiperman456

    Sniiperman456 Warlord

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    What was his free Throw shooting like?
     
  5. Nuka-sama

    Nuka-sama See ya! It has been a fun decade!

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    Shaq.
     
  6. JohannaK

    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    Marc Gasol is 2good4this. With the mystyckal magycke of Magycke Johnson and a blood sacrifice of 1 Bulgarian child to the Altar of Pepper, I defeat Cell.
     
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  7. Sniiperman456

    Sniiperman456 Warlord

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    Chris Paul will make cell take 1000 free throws. If he misses more then 100 of them cell will die.
     
  8. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    Hm, I like this Cell. Ubermensch is a concept I pioneered in this leauge, after all! Not sure if I am a fan of his color scheme, though



    This is more fitting of the next ubermensch of basketball...
     
  9. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    those are self-excluding words

    no ubermesch would play basketball
     
  10. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    OTOH, the purple baldiguy is notably short. Def not basketball material.
     
  12. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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  13. poketwo

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    whatt the muk even is this im sending my scythers to turn this autism into high-functioning
    -poketh-twoeth
     

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