YES OK I may do another of these, for I have a plan. Lemmy the 'Great' 'Leader' of the 'Mighty' English, appointed by God, welcomes you. Unfortunately Lemmy knows not how to run one of these newfangled 'empire' things the barbarians are all banging on about. What to do? Luckily, I've heard on the grapevine that being leader of a Civilization that will stand the test of time is mere child's-play. Even a casual ruler can conquer the world these days, because the world has been simplified. We've all heard the rumours. The to-and-fro of global economics, the rules of warfare, the moods of the peoples of Earth and even the fundamental laws of nature have been distilled to their most rudimentary and dumbed down form. So I will attempt to conquer this fair green rock, whatever DEITY may try and get in my way. And despite having no mind of my own of which to make sound tactical decisions, my good and trusted advisers will steer me clear every step of the way. They will lead me to an assured and inevitable victory! I shall listen to their every word of advice, cater to their every whim, and follow their words to glory or to the grave. If I do this, how can I fail? With the laws of simplicity working for me in this dumbed down universe in which I now reside? I'll see you in the Annals of History, as the greatest leader who ever lived, despite having a brain the size of a grape. My story begins at some time in the future, may the DEITY be with me, and more importantly, my infallible advisers.