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Lemmy the Indecisive and his plucky British Advisor Sidekicks

Discussion in 'Civ5 - Stories & Let's Plays' started by lemmy101, Sep 23, 2010.

  1. YoHo

    YoHo Warlord

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    If we don't get an update to this thread soon, I'm going to start going mad, like a Civ5 Basher.
     
  2. Carl Von Uber

    Carl Von Uber Warlord

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    I wish this adventure to continue. When I read it it made me happy like a retawd in Chucky Cheese. The original with the letter "R" was censored. Please continue with this madness or my hand will be forced. I will make my own story and torture you all with my shallow and sententious writing.
     
  3. b.orchid

    b.orchid Chieftain

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    Lemmy, where are you??! Your fans are waiting!!
     
  4. Zenstrive

    Zenstrive Ocean King

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    Yeah, Lemmy, where are you? WE WANT MORE NUKES NUKING BISMARCK! (or perhaps Elizabeth can outculture Napoleon?)
     
  5. lemmy101

    lemmy101 Emperor

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    Alright alright. :p sorry guys just had a lot o' busy stuff on will hopefully get some more up today.
     
  6. V. Soma

    V. Soma long time civ fan

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    phew.. :) yeah! :king:
     
  7. a space oddity

    a space oddity Deity GOTM Staff

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  8. YoHo

    YoHo Warlord

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    Thank God.
     
  9. bestbrian

    bestbrian Just this guy, ya know?

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    Stupid life with all it's obligations, and responsibilities. It's so damn needy sometimes. :D
     
  10. mindseye1220

    mindseye1220 Chieftain

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    Dude, I was about to go crazy.
     
  11. Naraka

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    No pressure! :)
     
  12. Itstoearly

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    Lemmy! Lemmy! Lemmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!
     
  13. Szpilman

    Szpilman Void Co. Chairman

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    Lemmy the Indecisive, if you ever find yourself wanting to replace your advisors (moving them girls to the harem part of the court instead), it seems this thread has many a person fully able to marshal you around :p
     
  14. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    :agree:
     
  15. Pat007

    Pat007 Chieftain

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    What ho good sir!, i must say this thread is a cracking good read :goodjob:
     
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  17. lemmy101

    lemmy101 Emperor

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    History will be defined by two ages. Before the 'Golden Age of the English!' and after the 'Golden Age of the English!'.

    I consult my advisers and quiz them on what this 'gold' thing is exactly, and why an 'age' of it deemed so noteworthy as to pull me away from my eating of berries and laughing at the common folk.



    "We shall stand on these tethered planks of wood, and let the wind drag us over the surface of the water to explore new lands!" said the captain of the very first naval unit of the English. And I thought I was the fool around here.
     
  18. lemmy101

    lemmy101 Emperor

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    There are sea people!

    The chap is a Pontifex Maximus, it seems. I have no idea what this means, but at one point he pulled a oddest of faces, and my nostrils were assaulted with the foulest of odours.



    I assume this to be the warmest of sea people greetings, in the most literal sense, and I will remember this for all future diplomatic encounters!
     
  19. lemmy101

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    Ahh the blessed lands of Hamtopia, may songs be sung for many moons about your inappropriate love of horses!

    I came up with a new diplomatic 'town twinning' system, whereby I plan to further reinforce my friendship with the fair Iriquioiois. Our people will live close by, sharing experiences and singing songs in the summer nights. They will become like brothers and our two great empires will have an everlasting peace.

    My military advisor had an odd grin on his face for the entire day after I announced this initiative. I suspect he's looking forward to setting up home in Hamtopia and joining in the festivities!
     
  20. lemmy101

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    With the founding of Wonderland, the as many fingers as I have on my hand except one of themth city of the English Empire, people can at last wander to the frontiers of Hamtopia without ever setting foot in the wildlands. For I am a wise and noble city planner.
     

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