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Once again, a map of the Chinese peace treaty would be much appreciated. I need to see it before I finalize my orders.
What?
Look at the last update.
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Look at the last update.
Once again, a map of the Chinese peace treaty would be much appreciated. I need to see it before I finalize my orders.
What?
The stress relief is just fantastic.
Excllent, Ill send orders saturday.
Naturally you would automatically say you would send them in the day they are due, even though they were supposed to be due wednesday.![]()
Hell Week
Usually found around midterms & finals. It’s a widely understood fact that prior to Hell Week, professors meet & discuss ways to purposefully create schedules with 3 midterms on the same day you’ve 2 papers & a group project due, all in addition to your normal homework load & extra-curricular activities.
In Hell Week, many students' imaginations run wild in an attempt to rationalize 'why this is happening to them.' Some will consider dropping out & going to work 'full-time' at the Subway they currently work at. Others (most, in fact) will go through 4 stages during hell week:
Denial: You party the weekend before, procrasturbate instead of writing your paper & spend time pointlessly stalking everyone you never knew on facebook; you can always cram, right?
Anger: You begin to look at what you need to study or write. How could they assign this much material? Are they insane? This is inhumane-you should contact the ACLU!
Fear: It's the night before your first tests, & you're freaking out. You've no idea why there’re 1,052 ways to conjugate this word in that stupid-ass-language & you really don't care what the hell a derivative is. What're your parents going to say when you tank these tests? @**^ it's 11:30pm & the &**&4 unstarted paper is due after those exams!
Acceptance: In the final minutes leading up to the tests you finally realize all you can do is bend over your ...
Its called Hell Week. If I were still in the denial stage I would be able to send orders as part of my procrastubation.
Spoiler :Hell Week
Usually found around midterms & finals. Its a widely understood fact that prior to Hell Week, professors meet & discuss ways to purposefully create schedules with 3 midterms on the same day youve 2 papers & a group project due, all in addition to your normal homework load & extra-curricular activities.
In Hell Week, many students' imaginations run wild in an attempt to rationalize 'why this is happening to them.' Some will consider dropping out & going to work 'full-time' at the Subway they currently work at. Others (most, in fact) will go through 4 stages during hell week:
Denial: You party the weekend before, procrasturbate instead of writing your paper & spend time pointlessly stalking everyone you never knew on facebook; you can always cram, right?
Anger: You begin to look at what you need to study or write. How could they assign this much material? Are they insane? This is inhumane-you should contact the ACLU!
Fear: It's the night before your first tests, & you're freaking out. You've no idea why therere 1,052 ways to conjugate this word in that stupid-ass-language & you really don't care what the hell a derivative is. What're your parents going to say when you tank these tests? @**^ it's 11:30pm & the &**&4 unstarted paper is due after those exams!
Acceptance: In the final minutes leading up to the tests you finally realize all you can do is bend over your ...
I've moved past that stage to the anger stage, and I've reached the beginning of the fear stage, by tomorrow I'll be at acceptance.

El Estrallas Panameño said:Shipping Resumes on Colombian Canal
by Juan Carlos Velasco, December 22, 1961
PANAMA CITY, GRAN COLOMBIA, Thousands gathered in the driving rain to watch the ship, Amazonia Confidence a Brazilian freighter carrying goods from the Pacific coast of North America make the first crossing of the canal after nearly fourteen months without shipping.
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Colombian tugboats escort the Amazonian Confidence as she traverses the Colombian canal.
Members of major shipping industries as distant as Japan, Iberia and Greece expressed their relief and satisfaction at the resumption of the major trade artery.
The Developing of the Pacific co-prosperity agreements of San Francisco have led to greater trade along the Americas Pacific coasts and new opportunities for companies doing business in the region but instability in Central America meant a long trip around the tip of South America for Greek and Iberian shipping and added millions to our yearly costs. Now, with the opening of the Panama canal, we hope to begin recouping much of those costs, said Alexandros Combis from his company headquarters in Athens, Greece when asked for comment.
Locally, resumed shipping means jobs for tens of thousands of citizens and a resumption of normal day-to-day living. The change in local atmosphere is electric. For citizens of the region there is no greater symbol of the totality of peace than the ships crossing. City residents held signs that read, Paz al fin, and Treinta y un Años Demasiados! a reference to era in which Colombia had originally constructed the canal prior to its seizure by the illegal government of the Central American Republic.
La Libertad said:President Andrés Pérez Honors Pilot with Orden Militar de San Mateo
by Jorge Rueda, December 21, 1961
BARRANQUILLA, GRAN COLOMBIA, In a surprise celebratory gesture that caught most civilians but few military or political insiders unawares, the honoree of the Barranquilla Airforce Parade, airforce Wing Commander Diego Rojas Parra was honored with Gran Colombias grandest military honor, the Orden Militar de San Mateo by President Andrés Pérez personally on Sunday.
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President Andrés Pérez answers questions at a press conference.
Colombians everywhere, Bogotá, Medellin, Barranquilla, even San Salvador, Managua, and San Pedro, we have strived against oppression, against the wrongs of the past, against the meddling of foreign spies and corrupt treasures, against those who would turn brother against brother. But now, finally we are united- united for the first time in over 30 years. But brothers and sisters, people of our great nation, our struggle was not without hardship, not without blood, the president said in his address following the parade. The crowd first cheered then as he spoke, grew silent and thoughtful. Continuing he spoke of the sacrifices of the people on both sides of the battlefield and finally he came to the hard work and excellent service of the pilots of the Fuerza Aérea Colombiana, and especially Wing Commander Diego Rojas Parra.
In a ceremony where much of the 14th Air Division was in attendance, the president celebrated and honored the work of the Colombian airforce in general and of the 14th in particular who braved withering anti-aircraft fire and enemy fighter action to support the 4th Armor Division who had been surrounded in the mountains near Managua and which military commanders feared lost to enemy aircraft and infantry action. Their brave action was responsible for turning the tide of what looked like a horrific military loss into a sure victory. Amongst the 14th, Wing Commander Diego Rojas Parra was responsible for single-handedly downing seven enemy fighters and securing an exit route for the 4th Armor.
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Now comes the really hard part. Finding a job.

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