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traius

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This thread is for lulzy victories. I just lulzed one.
The game, despite being on immortal difficulty, was really easy. It was a kumbaya world where I got to expand to about 25-30% of the map on my own (it was a tiny map though, with only 3 civs, so this is in fact less than "my share") and everyone had the same religion. Then I found a small-medium continent only I could get to with a border pop, and managed to jump up to upper 40%.
Anyway, I was setting up for domination, and was only 2 turns from libbing military tradition. I had already been building and assembling everything I could, having an army of phants, cats, jaguars and muskets (no engineering so no trebs). Then someone built the AP. I was expecting it, as both of the AI's had theology (I didn't) and we shared religion. In fact, I had even prebuilt a bunch of monasteries to make full use of it whenever it finished. Then I get voted head of the AP, but with both of them only pleased with me while friendly with one another, I wasn't going to win a diplomatic victory without cheesily giving them techs, which I didn't want to do. So I continued to build up. 2 turns before the next vote, a buddhist wedding occurs, and I'm friendly with Isabella (spies kept us from being friendly before), and then on the very next turn, genghis catches "a fugitive fleeing [my civ's] justice", and "turns him over" to me. We suddenly have an additional +1, which was apparently all I needed to be friendly with him. Religious leader is my only option for the next vote, I take it, and they both vote for me! Diplo win, when I was 10 turns tops from DoWing both of them. lulz.

I didn't build the AP, I didn't try to keep them happy beyond the standard share religion and give them resources, and I was not aiming for a diplo victory, but I got it anyway just before my cuirassiers would have set the world on fire. Immortal victory #2 for me, though it actually feels pretty hollow. Am probably going to go back to an auto-save, choose not to have any vote, and stomp 'em.

For the record, I was aztec, because the UB discussion made me want to use the sac altar. I got the perfect starting location, as my capital had 2 coastal clams, 3 ocean fish, a fresh water lake, and a wet rice. It had only 75 turns of whip unhappiness when I was finished (marathon), and pop 22. I put the heroic epic in it juist to get more cuirassiers from it when I whipped it all down, which never ended up happening.
 
I once won a conquest victory on my second turn. :smug:


Spoiler :
Seriously! :mischief:
 
Checking the after victory screens. I think the game forgot to put the other civs on the map.:crazyeye:
 
I once won a Space Race victory the turn before I was to lose my final city. Trololololol, Zara!

Something similar happened to me, except maybe not as severe. Just for the record, just before I won a space race victory in the vanilla version (didn't have BTS yet; curse myself), 3 or 4 civs declared war on me. The only won in particular I remember was Bismark, but Napoleon and Catherine (unsurprisingly) might have attacked me too. I still had a few cities left, but my defending marines were no match against their onslaught of tank/panzer SoDs, and within a few more turns I would have been dead.

But overall I think your win was more impressive.
 
Maybe this isnt quite lulzy but it felt kinda cheesy. I just played as HC and spawned right next door to Hatty, I gave her enough time to found Judaism and develop a couple of cities for me then just as she hooked up horsies... Quecha RUSH. The game continued for another few millenium but the result had been decided.

My first Emperor win :)
 
I might have to nominate my Cathy LoL-a-thon Domination win as my most lulzy stunt.

Prince difficulty, normal size pangea map. Settled a beautiful production powerhouse capital with stone in the BFC and bronze close by. Axe rushed neighbor 1 and 2 (Napoleon and HC, if my memory serves) while pushing out the GWall for barb control. Chariot choked Washington and took my now highly-promoted axe army to Hammi, who's bowmen almost thwarted me -- except it didn't matter because I eventually lost all my units to STRIKE since my only real gold income was from sacking cities. Fortunately he had blocked Zara into a corner and I continued to block him with the captured cities.

Then, as I began losing units four at a time to STRIKE, I just whipped settlers out and settled carefully (barbs still being a nuisance outside the culture borders). A few (dozen) quick border pops later, BAM.. world domination :goodjob:
 
This thread is for lulzy victories. I just lulzed one.
The game, despite being on immortal difficulty, was really easy. It was a kumbaya world where I got to expand to about 25-30% of the map on my own (it was a tiny map though, with only 3 civs, so this is in fact less than "my share") and everyone had the same religion. Then I found a small-medium continent only I could get to with a border pop, and managed to jump up to upper 40%.
Anyway, I was setting up for domination, and was only 2 turns from libbing military tradition. I had already been building and assembling everything I could, having an army of phants, cats, jaguars and muskets (no engineering so no trebs). Then someone built the AP. I was expecting it, as both of the AI's had theology (I didn't) and we shared religion. In fact, I had even prebuilt a bunch of monasteries to make full use of it whenever it finished. Then I get voted head of the AP, but with both of them only pleased with me while friendly with one another, I wasn't going to win a diplomatic victory without cheesily giving them techs, which I didn't want to do. So I continued to build up. 2 turns before the next vote, a buddhist
wedding dress occurs, and I'm friendly with Isabella (spies kept us from being friendly before), and then on the very next turn, genghis catches "a fugitive fleeing [my civ's] justice", and "turns him over" to me. We suddenly have an additional +1, which was apparently all I needed to be friendly with him. Religious leader is my only option for the next vote, I take it, and they both vote for me! Diplo win, when I was 10 turns tops from DoWing both of them. lulz.

I didn't build the AP, I didn't try to keep them happy beyond the standard share religion and give them resources, and I was not aiming for a diplo victory, but I got it anyway just before my cuirassiers would have set the world on fire. Immortal victory #2 for me, though it actually feels pretty hollow. Am probably going to go back to an auto-save, choose not to have any vote, and stomp 'em.

For the record, I was aztec, because the UB discussion made me want to use the sac altar. I got the perfect starting location, as my capital had 2 coastal clams, 3 ocean fish, a fresh water lake, and a wet rice. It had only 75 turns of whip unhappiness when I was finished (marathon), and pop 22. I put the heroic epic in it juist to get more cuirassiers from it when I whipped it all down, which never ended up happening.
Thats very nice review. I think now its my turn to play the game and have some fun:lol:
 
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