Mad cow disease found in the United States

We will rule the earth when all you meat-eaters are gone... :D

Don't invest in chicken, invest in tofu! :p I have an insider tip. Soon tofu products attractively packaged to swing the compassionate-carnivore vote will be flying onto the shelves, just in time for the post-holiday season... Tofurkey! Toficken! Tofeef! Even Tofacon will soon be available.
 
Landlubber! Krill's the protein of the future! Sustainably, the dietary needs of 10 billion, and easy pickings too.

Krillurkey! Krillicken! Kreef and kram! May be even krofu. :p
 
True - if you can find 10 billion people who actually like krill. Me, I find that very doubtful ;) But the sea cultures [the Mediterranean and the Far East] will probably accept it with no qualms. Try feeding krill to someone in Ohio. Not an experiment to be attempted twice, I think.
 
Originally posted by Kinniken
Come on! Are you trying to pretend that if France did not exist you would stop complaining? :rolleyes: ;)
I suspect you would just find yourself an other favorite target :p
Oh, and the map below is a more accurate prediction :p

I hope you appreciate the irony of your saying ‘if France did not exist’ and then showing me a map where…. France does not exist ;)
Good to see England still exists. :)
 
Originally posted by Dumb pothead
I can rely on chicken to satisfy my meat needs for a few weeks till this thing is resolved. If you have some money laying around, this might be a good time to buy some shares of Perdue;)

http://www.perdue.com/
The average American chicken farm is a health spa for food bourne illnesses. Beef is still safer.:p
 
////Incoming Newsflash/////

President Chirac says at the palace of Versailles:

"The hungry Americans have no beef fit to eat,
let them eat cheese.
 
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