Make-a-Caption - Rome Total: War

[LightSpectra]

From Europa Barbarorum:

 

[Maniacal]

This. Is. Sparta!

 

[PeteAtoms]

"It's rainin' men, hallelujah it's rainin' men!"

(funnier if you think of the song)

 

[Skwink]

Honey, the new neighbors are here!

 

[Ninja Dude]

"Those mountains look ridiculous."

 

[Maniacal]

Honey, the new neighbors are here!

I laughed xD

They hoplites do look unimpressed though.

 

[GoodGame]

"We Don't Need No Stinkin' Breastplates!"




"Give us the secret of antiperspirant, or DIE!"

 

[Maniacal]

Our stench* will block out the sun!


*of our sweaty armpits

 

[PeteAtoms]

I didn't know Jersey Shore was in town.

 

[Dachs]

They hoplites do look unimpressed though.

I don't think they are hoplitai; the helmets are wrong and none of the variants of hoplitai wear capes.

 

[Omega124]

Zerg rush!

 

[chegel]

12000 angry men.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Hey Chuck, remember that time you asked me what a 'sausage fest' was?

 

[Dachs]

"Begun the Clone Wars have."

 

[trader/warrior]

"Looks like this will be an easy one, Carl. They're all holding their curved swords the wrong way around!"

 

[PeteAtoms]

The Abercrombie Horde descended upon the Legion.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Hoplite1: "Dude WTF"
Hoplite2: "I got an idea, lets trip one LOL"

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

"Dachs told me these guys weren't historically accurate so surely that means they can't accurately hurt us, right?"

 

[mgsmuhammad]

Sweaty barbarian invaders got you down?

Try slamming back an ice-cold Pepsi!

Now available in 6 packs!

 

[PeteAtoms]

Wait... which one is Spartacus?