Man "Raped By Wombat"

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NZ man claims 'rape by Aussie wombat'
By Yahoo!7 News

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to 75 hours' community service for telling police he was being raped by a wombat.
Arthur Ross Cradock of Motueka rang police to ask for help on February 11, The Nelson Mail reported.

In a later call to police, Cradock retracted the wombat rape complaint, but said the incident had left him with an Australian accent.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," Mr Cradock told an emergency operator.

In court, Cradock pleaded guilty to 'using a phone for fictitious purpose', the newspaper said.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a part in Cradock's life, but the defendant's lawyer denied it was a problem on the day of the phone calls.

In sentencing, Judge Richard Russell said he was not sure what motivated Cradock to make such statements and warned him not to do it again.
All I can say, is WTH?

What are you kiwis smoking? Who does this sort of thing?
 
This is NZ were talking about. No suprise here :P
 
There is no way a wombat could rape an adult human, unless the wombat was huge and the human was tiny.

Frankly I doubt a wombat could even concieve of raping a human, much less actually do it... stories like this make the mind boggle
 
Heres something similar form england:

News from Yorskhire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness
 
12 months for the dog doing him, thats wrong.

Sure, if your raping an animal, get locked up

But if its the animals choice, where is the harm?
 
I expect he is feeling pretty sheepish today.
 
You don't have to ram it home
 
quit (femaledog)ing about it
 
You don't need to be a sniffer-dog to see whats wrong here

(this thread is full of win)
 
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