Man shoots woman while hunting snake

[Sharwood]

In the words of Michael Garibaldi, here linky, linky, linky, linky.

Man shoots woman while hunting snake
A woman is dead after she was shot on her Kingsthorpe property west of Toowoomba last night.


Police believe the 33-year-old woman and a 37-year-old man were trying to flush out a snake from a shed when the man accidentally discharged his firearm and shot the woman.


Investigations are continuing and police will prepare a report for the coroner.

This man, is an awesome shot.

 

[Gelion]

"Man shoots woman while hunting snake"

I see no logical flaws....

 

[Rossiya]

I'm sure there are some puns to be had here.

 

[Luckymoose]

It makes sense if the snake turns out to be the man she was cheating on him with.

 

[emzie]

"Man shoots woman while hunting snake"

I see no logical flaws....

Well played, sir.

 

[philippe]

Poor Snake, now he will be hidden in a carboard box forever

 

[Mise]

It was funny until I found out she died...

 

[Gelion]

Well played, sir.

Its a...... joke

 

[Gilder]

...Dick Cheney?

 

[Rhymes]

Its funny cuz one time I shot a snake when I was hunting women...

(seriously thats why firearms should be controlled)

 

[Bigfoot3814]

...Dick Cheney?

Later the woman will apologize for being shot.

 

[general_kill]

It is a well known fact that the hunting for trouser snakes have caused involuntary discharges in the past but this is the first death I've heard of.

 

[Adamb0mb]

Maybe she was a sorceress and had stolen his snake, and he was just hunting to get it back.

 

[demokratickid]

Wow. Never heard of anything like this before. Firstly, poor snake. Secondly, poor woman. Thirdly, congrats newspaper! Article of the week!

 

[Masquerouge]

I'm pretty sure this will poison their relationship.

 

[demokratickid]

I'm pretty sure this will poison their relationship.

Do I detect the first pun of this thread? Congratulations!

 

[Ansar]

"Sorry, I thought you were a snake."

 

[Rossiya]

That's really put some spark in their relationship.


Does this pun work?

 

[West 36]

Who the hell shoots snakes? You're supposed to use blunt objects.

 

[Sharwood]

Who the hell shoots snakes? You're supposed to use blunt objects.

How the hell would he explain that? "I was trying to kill the snake, and I accidentally bashed the crap out her with a shovel and tried to cut her in half with it."