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Many Bothans died to bring us this Idiot.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Stylesjl, Jun 2, 2007.

  1. Stylesjl

    Stylesjl SOS Brigade Member

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    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

    Movie Quote Generator. It's pretty funny if you use the right words like in the thread title:lol:

    There is an Idiot coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
    Better to be king for a night than Idiot for a lifetime.
    That'll do, Idiot. That'll do.
    Idiot, for lack of a better word, is good.
    Have you ever danced with the Idiot in the pale moonlight?
    He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Idiot!
    Ray, if someone asks if you are an Idiot, you say, 'yes!'
    I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Idiot.
    I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Idiot.
    After all, tomorrow is another Idiot! (So true)
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Idiot, too!
    They call me Mister Idiot!
    E.T. phone Idiot.
    Say hello to my little Idiot!


    I'm just adding them as I go, only the notable one's though. And I'll stop now. Phew
     
  2. Mr. Dictator

    Mr. Dictator A Chain-Smoking Fox

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    immaturity FTW!
     
  3. Kozmos

    Kozmos Jew Detective

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    Of all the kumquat joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
     
  4. GoodEnoughForMe

    GoodEnoughForMe n.m.s.s.

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    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little *inserts inappropriate sexual reference*, too!

    But why is the marijuana gone?

    Keep your friends close, but your marijuana closer.
     
  5. Shadylookin

    Shadylookin master debater

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    i searched for jesus

     
  6. ohcrapitsnico

    ohcrapitsnico Deity

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    I thought about being immature for a few moments:

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world poop didn't exist
    You want the poop? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful poop.
    I find your lack of poop disturbing
    My mama always said life was like a box of poop.
    When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my poop. That's the price she has to pay.
     
  7. SG-17

    SG-17 Deity

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    I searched firefox:
    :lol:
     
  8. amadeus

    amadeus Civ2 / Law and Order!

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    They may take away our Chernenko, but they'll never take our freedom!

    One Chernenko's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

    Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard Chernenko yet!
     
  9. puglover

    puglover Disturber of Worldviews

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    Whoa :lol:
     
  10. Dr. Yoshi

    Dr. Yoshi Emperor of the Universe

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    "Pants" seems to offer the best results:

    Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!

    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Pants Room!

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Pants on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little pants, too!

    We'll always have Pants.

    Many Bothans died to bring us this pants.

    Come with pants if you want to live.

    All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy.

    Pants, for lack of a better word, is good.

    Go ahead, make my pants.

    You can't handle the pants!

    They call me Mister Pants!

    Pants? Where we're going we don't need pants.

    Watch the pants, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the pants!

    Do not go into the pants. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my pants.
     
  11. Zarn

    Zarn Le Républicain Catholique

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    I love the smell of heretic in the morning.
    Round up the usual heretic.
    I want that heretic, not excuses.
    Better to be king for a night than heretic for a lifetime.
    Hasta la vista, heretic.
    Get your stinking paws off me, you dirty heretic. (censored)
    Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the heretic.

    All work and no salvation makes Jack a dull boy.
    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my salvation.
    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world salvation didn't exist. (What was the actual quote?)

    I feel the need - the need for crusade!
    First rule of Crusade Club is - you do not talk about Crusade Club.
    This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old crusade.
    With great power comes great crusade.
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful crusade.
    There is a crusade coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
    Crusade, for lack of a better word, is good.
    Well, here's another nice crusade you've gotten me into!
     
  12. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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    Many Bothans died to bring us your mom.

    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for your mom.

    Your mom attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

    I'll be your mom.

    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Your Mom Room!

    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been your mom.

    Show me your mom!

    A boy's best friend is your mom.

    Have you ever danced with your mom in the pale moonlight?

    To your mom, and beyond!

    I am not your mom! I am a human being. I am a man.

    I love the smell of your mom in the morning.

    It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with your mom.

    (Some editing required.)
     
  13. Kan' Sharuminar

    Kan' Sharuminar Fluffy

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    "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my radioactive monkey."

    "Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my radioactive monkey, in this life or the next."

    "Soylent Green is radioactive monkey!"

    "Ray, if someone asks if you are a radioactive monkey, you say, 'yes!'"

    Very cute.
     
  14. Cannae

    Cannae Philosophy of Poverty

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    For the first one I chose constipation as my word.

    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my constipation.

    That constipation is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

    We can't stop here. This is constipation country.

    The second and last time I chose the word hooker

    Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his hooker.

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hooker. Prepare to die!

    Keep your friends close, but your hooker closer.
     
  15. silver 2039

    silver 2039 Deity

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    They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into jihad.

    Remember, you're fighting for this woman's jihad, which is probably more than she ever did.

    The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the gay .

    Come with Bush if you want to live.

    The power of Bush compels you.

    I see dead Bush.

    Bush! Why did it have to be Bush?

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Bush on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

    You take the blue homosexual pengiun - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

    That homosexual pengiun is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

    Show me the homosexual pengiun!

    One morning I shot an elephant in my homosexual pengiun. How he got in my homosexual pengiun, I don't know.

    What do you want to marry homosexual pengiun for, anyhow?

    With great power comes great homosexual pengiun.
     
  16. silver 2039

    silver 2039 Deity

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    This giant manboobs attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

    I am serious ... and don't call me Giant Manboobs.

    We can't stop here. This is giant manboobs country.

    Open the pod bay giant manboobs, HAL.

    No other factory in the world mixes its giant manboobs by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

    Killing me won't bring back your hairy testicles.

    Well, a Hairy Testicles's a Hairy Testicles, but they call it 'le Hairy Testicles'.

    You can't handle the hairy testicles!

    I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this hairy testicles.

    It is too late, my spanking is in your veins.

    I'm Spanking! I'm Spanking!

    I bet you can squeal like a spanking.

    First rule of Spanking Club is - you do not talk about Spanking Club.

    Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his spanking.

    I defy you! Come and kneel before Spanking!

    BDSM? We ain't got no BDSM! We don't need no BDSM! I don't have to show you any stinking BDSM!

    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a BDSM.

    Nobody puts BDSM in a corner.

    Pay no attention to that man behind the BDSM!

    Why are you wearing that stupid BDSM suit?

    They're here already! You're Allah! You're Allah!
     
  17. C~G

    C~G Untouchable

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    Spamola thread but I tried the word "crap".

    With great power comes great crap
    My mama always said life was like a box of crap.
    Go ahead, make my crap.
    Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to crap.
    Round up the usual crap.
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Crap Goes By'.
    They may take away our crap, but they'll never take our freedom!
    One crap's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful crap.
    You can't handle the crap!
    May the Crap be with you.
    When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my crap. That's the price she has to pay.
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little crap, too!
     
  18. silver 2039

    silver 2039 Deity

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    Killing me won't bring back your silver 2039.

    Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce silver 2039. Aren't you?

    This is the West, sir. When the silver 2039 becomes fact, print the silver 2039.

    Nobody puts Silver 2039 in a corner.

    May the Silver 2039 be with you.

    A silver 2039. Shaken, not stirred.

    If I was a silver 2039, a perfect silver 2039, how would you know it was really me?

    You're gonna need a bigger silver 2039.

    I have always depended on the kindness of silver 2039.

    Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a silver 2039!

    No, Mr. Bond, I expect silver 2039 to die.

    You talking to silver 2039?

    I am not a condom! I am a human being. I am a man.

    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little condom, too!

    You can't handle the condom!
     
  19. aneeshm

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    I know this is far too obvious, but I couldn't resist, because the quality of the quotes war far, far too good:

    Damn true.

    Blasphemy!

    Damn ********s.

    Sorry, but it's just not working.

    This could be fodder for Yet Another CFC Girl Thread!

    :lol:

    Just :lol:

    Really, really good question.

    Most men ask that sometime after they get married.

    I sympathise.

    I don't want to know.....

    Beyond? Never thought there was a beyond.

    OK, WTF?

    Friends with major benefits, I see.

    The above was probably the best of the lot. I couldn't stop laughing for nearly a minute.

    No comment. ;)

    Poor Bobbit.

    I have a wee bit of a doubt about that........

    Seems the "trick" didn't work so well after all.

    Must be either some very noble man fighting for women's emancipation, or a huge, huger pervert.

    Poor chap. Another unfortunate Bobbitted fellow, it seems.

    :lol:

    Not matter how much you try to rationalise it away, bub, size does matter.

    Who doesn't? :D

    Looks like we have a case of nymphomania on our hands.......

    And so the good people over at "God Hates Fags" boycotted The Matrix......

    Some closed fans of the trilogy among them even prayed to Jesus to make Neo accept the red pill....

    Ooohhhhhh.....

    Seems some people have a HELL OF A LOT of compassion.

    No comment really necessary, is there?

    Again, who doesn't?

    Do need to say anything here?

    Sometimes, you think that God built everything so that perverts would have an easy time. So many of these quotes just seem to fit so nicely.

    Dammit! This site has raped my childhood!

    O rly? ;)
     
  20. JonnyB

    JonnyB Workaholic

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