Marry Our Daughter!

[Mr. Dictator]

For 30 K, you too can legally sleep with a 14 year old girl!

thoughts on this?

 

[Atlas14]

Wow that is odd. Do the children know about their parents putting them up on the site?

 

[puglover]

Whoa.

By the way, are you sure this isn't fake? Like, if you click the "Propose" button you won't get a team of sting cops pounding down your door?

 

[-0blivion-]

By the way, are you sure this isn't fake? Like, if you click the "Propose" button you won't get a team of sting cops pounding down your door?

Tempted are we?

 

[Perfection]

How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!

 

[George2816]

6,000 for a 16 year old

If you click the "propse" button you get:

DOs:

Be romantic! This is a marriage proposal, not a business transaction
Explain why you have chosen this particular daughter to marry out of all the others
Detail what you are looking for in a wife – what you expect out of a life-partner, the qualities that are important to you.
Describe what kind of life you would be able to provide for a wife

DON’Ts:

Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty” or “beautiful smile.”
Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast” or “southwest.”
Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s” etc.
Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
Don’t include your full name.
Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected.

 

[Ofuh]

I think she's the best out of the 5 pages

Spoiler :

Whoever seriously does this though is sad and pathetic. Both parties, the guy who marries and the parents who put the kid up on there.

 

[Elrohir]

That is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. Like Puglover, I'm sort of worried if I actually clicked on one of the "Propose" buttons, I'd get a visit from the FBI. If this is real, then those parents should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[silver 2039]

I wish to purchase a concubine for my harem with blond hair and blue eyes, good sized breasts, large buttocks and sensual curves. She should be skilled in all positions of the Kamasutra. Age 14-19.

I will give you 39 goats, 60 sheep, 5 camels, and 3 cows for such a girl. Send her to me wrapped naked in a silk carpet.











Seriously it sounds like something for Arab sheiks.....

 

[hossam]

so mr. dictator how did you find the site?

 

[Ofuh]

Anyone read the testimonials? I like this one

"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.

How can you live with yourself when you sell off your kid just so you can add a few acres on your farm?

 

[CartesianFart]

I wouldn't mind having a harem of these chicks, but then that means I better make more money or sell them back after I get tired of them. I wonder what is the refund is?

 

[Mr. Dictator]

so mr. dictator how did you find the site?

i knew someone would ask.

a friend showed me, serious.

 

[Elrohir]

OK, apparently its a hoax. I thought it might be, and the testimonials confirmed it - those were really over the top.

 

[Leonel]

Oh derp! I fell for it!

 

[Mr. Dictator]

OK, apparently its a hoax. I thought it might be, and the testimonials confirmed it - those were really over the top.

way to spoil the fun :[

 

[Atlas14]

Is there anything Snopes doesn't have figured out?

 

[Elrohir]

way to spoil the fun :[

Sorry. I didn't want to let anyone's hopes get too high!

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Is there anything Snopes doesn't have figured out?

have they tackled god yet?

 

[silver 2039]

Pity...I would have liked to build a harem in fine Mughal tradition.