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Mercenary Square

Discussion in 'Civ3 - Demo Game III: RPG' started by ScorpiusAP, May 4, 2003.

  1. ScorpiusAP

    ScorpiusAP Chieftain

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    *A thin and muscular man stands in the center of the village. He shouts to all.*

    Jason: I, Jason the fleet, once again call on all who will listen. I am in need of work. I am a skilled warrior and am the fastest in all the area. I would make a fine guard but am especially skilled at messemger and scout work.

    My price is only the chance the prove myself and of course food. I am so sure of my skills that I also offer up this challenge. I will race any man who comes and if someone prooves to be faster than myself, which certainly none will, than I shall follow them and them alone without listening to any other offers. So any takers?
     
  2. Mariner II

    Mariner II Chieftain

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    *A grim figure walks towards the center of the village. He proclaims*

    Mariner: I, mariner, propose an invasion of the barbarian village to the North of us. I would need a scout, to spy on enemy position. Would you join this task force, and help slaughter the evil barbarians?
     
  3. Taé Shala

    Taé Shala Prince

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    An old woman turns around:
    You two think you are tough, eh? Never heard of you before. Slaughtering babarians?
    *laughs out*
    But maybe I have a job for both of you. I am in need of the "Salvia Maritimus" - plant. I heared rumors that they can be found in the far east at the coastline. I am to old to go there by myself and I have some children. I can´t let them be alone here.
    Bring me the plant. You will get your reward then.
     
  4. Mariner II

    Mariner II Chieftain

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    The Tough warrior flexes his muscles

    Hmph, I will get your plant. Upon my return, I will make sure to demonstrate my superior strength.

    Heads towards the eastern shore, exiting the small encampment
     
  5. Mariner II

    Mariner II Chieftain

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    travles through plain tile

    Mariner: Whew...

    falls of ground

    Mariner: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

    22 hours later

    Mariner: ZzZz...
    Mariner: Ugh...YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

    Ground Shakes
    gets up and goes north, towards Eastern Shore, on desert tile
     
  6. Mariner II

    Mariner II Chieftain

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    Later, on desert tile, approaching eastern shore

    Mariner: Temperature...rising...Dehydration...

    Falls on Ground, in the middle of the desert

    Mysterious Traveler (NPC) hands Mariner a bottle of water

    Mariner: Who the hell are you?
    Mysterious Traveler: I am the beginning, and the end, the past, the present and the future.
    Mariner: What the @$#% are you talking about lady, gimme the damn water and beat it.
    Mysterious Traveler mysteriously fades away
    Mariner: Ummmm...okay...
    Heads towards eastern coastline, where Mariner finds a bunch of plants
    Mariner: WHICH ONE IS THE $@#%^% PLANT!!!
    Smashes everything in site with his club
    Suddenly, he sees a shinney plant
    Mariner: Hmmm...I guess this is the plant that old hag wants
    Takes Plant
    Mariner: AAAALLLRRRIIIGGGHHHTTT, I guess were done here
    Heads out West
     
  7. Mariner II

    Mariner II Chieftain

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    Enters Settlement

    Mariner: Alright, now...wheres that old lady?
    See's Kid running around
    Mariner: Hey, kid, have you seen an old lady, her face is full of wrinkles, kinda fat around the waste, smells kinda bad...
    Kid: Oh...you must mean Leskaria, ya, she's in the hut over there
    Points to hut
    Mariner: K, thanks kid, here, have a twinkie bar
    hands kid twinkie bar
    Kid: Thanks mister
    Enters Hut
    Mariner: Hey, lady, here's your stupid plant.
    Hands over Salvia Maritimus
    Tears 5 phonebooks with just 2 hands
    Mariner: Sorry lady, but I got power, now, gimme ma reward
     
  8. ScorpiusAP

    ScorpiusAP Chieftain

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    Jason: Well, I don't know what that is as I don't know anything about plants, so I can't go find your plant either. Now aout those barbarians. . .

    *Kid comes running by. . .*

    Kid: The despots dead! Someone killed the despot!

    *Jason grabs the kid.*

    Jason: What do you mean the despot's dead? Who killed the despot?

    Kid: No one knows. It could be any body.

    *Jason follows the noise of the commotion.*
     
  9. Taé Shala

    Taé Shala Prince

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    Leskaria stands in front of Mariner.
    With a smile she hands out a pitcher filled with red wine and a meal based of chicken and beans:

    Here is your reward. I gotta go now and make some face cream. I have to many crow´s feet an wrinkels. The "Salvia Maritimus" is the only way to handle this. Trust an old lady.

    By the way if you´ll be wounded sometimes you can come to me.
     

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