Michael Moore reports to fat camp

[SeleucusNicator]

I swear I'm not making this up.

Michael Moore checks in at fat farm


24/08/2005 - 10:06:43 Maverick film-maker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week (€3,119 a-week) celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight.

Maverick film-maker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week (€3,119 a-week) celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight.

The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Aventura, Florida, where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com.

Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.

I can't believe I beat out rmsharpe to posting this.

 

[The Yankee]

Sharpe's online too...amazing quickness there!

Oh well, at least he's finally doing something about it.

 

[Sparta]

I'd like to know more about how to become a guy who charges rich suckers $3,800 a week to tell them to quit gorging themselves so much...

 

[Martacus]

Sharpe's online too...amazing quickness there!

Oh well, at least he's finally doing something about it.

Who, Moore or rmsharpe?

 

[Marla_Singer]

Well, the least we can say is that he really need it. I guess he realized his health was in danger because of his "overweight".

 

[cgannon64]

His weight is not what's wrong with his image.

 

[Narz]

His weight is not what's wrong with his image.

That's for sure.

Adventura is right near me.

 

[North King]

Yay, everyone look, celebrity sensationalist news! Who cares if people are dying in the world, like, a celebrity is going to FAT CAMP! omglol

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Yay, everyone look, celebrity sensationalist news! Who cares if people are dying in the world, like, a celebrity is going to FAT CAMP! omglol

People die all the time. But how many times do you get to hear about Michael Moore going to a fat camp? Once in a lifetime!

 

[blindside]

People die all the time. But how many times do you get to hear about Michael Moore going to a fat camp? Once in a lifetime!

Haha beautiful post.

 

[Keirador]

People die all the time. But how many times do you get to hear about Michael Moore going to a fat camp? Once in a lifetime!

Somehow I get the idea that Michael Moore will be going to fat camp a lot. . .

 

[Elrohir]

Now if only he could get rid of all that excess fat in his head, he'd do fine.

 

[Babbler]

Now if only he could get rid of all that excess fat in his head, he'd do fine.

We could send Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh all long as well.

Maybe we can get some peace and quiet.

 

[WillJ]

Going to a camp to receive "life re-education" always works out well.

 

[newfangle]

So instead of being a giant socialist weasel, he will be a slight-reduced-in-size socialist weasel.

 

[amadeus]

I made this graphic to better illustrate Michael Moore, defender of the downtrodden and savior of the suffering, going to a $3,800 per week spa.

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[Hygro]

I made this graphic to better illustrate Michael Moore, defender of the downtrodden and savior of the suffering, going to a $3,800 per week spa.

Nothing wrong with getting rich doing what you believe in.

 

[newfangle]

Being a giant disgusting rich guy that fights against evil corporations is a little contradictory.

 

[Hygro]

Evil corporations does not equate rich people. I'm sure there are plenty of good and rich corporations, and plenty of good rich people.

He doesn't argue against wealth, he argues against abuse of power and unfair wealth distribution.

 

[North King]

Kind of ironic that those who advocate being able to do with your wealth what you please are making hypocrites of themselves by pointing out Moore's (supposed) hypocrisy.