Michael Moore reports to fat camp

[Riesstiu IV]

He's not huge my american standards, theres plenty of people who are fatter, but hey its definitely a good thing.

Actually, he is really fat for "American" standards.

 

[The Last Conformist]

If you need to go to a $3800 spa to lose weight, I think there's something seriously wrong with your self-control.

 

[Ivan the Kulak]

Not necessarily. Some people are naturally fat. For these people, eating what the rest of us eat makes them fat (or fatter). They can get skinny, but it takes a lot of work, and they'll never feel really good being skinny, having to be half starved all the time.

That's not to excuse the people that go around scarfing down tons of Big Macs, candy bars, liters of soda and then go about whining about being fat, or worse, blaming the people who made the food for their condition.

 

[h4ppy]

Actually, he is really fat for "American" standards.

Actually I thought he said Bush instead of Rush.

 

[The Last Conformist]

Bush isn't fat at all, is he? He looks pretty fit for a man his age.

 

[CurtSibling]

Bush isn't fat at all, is he? He looks pretty fit for a man his age.

Physically, if not mentally!

 

[Mise]

You forgot to add that Moore makes dubious "documentaries" that contain numerous misrepresentations and falsehoods.

Unlike US foreign policy?

 

[Bugfatty300]

He's not huge my american standards, theres plenty of people who are fatter, but hey its definitely a good thing.

Umm, no. He is definetly huge by American or anybod's standards. Only 35% of Americans are 20 pounds overweight. And a smaller percentage of those are 40 or 50 pounds overweight.

It doesn't matter anyway. His books and "documentries" are crap anyway. He could be a fat whale or an olympian athlete for all I care.

Edit. Bush is the most fit president since Teddy Roosevelt (before he got fat of course) An excellent role model for the fat asses in our country like Moore if you ask me.

 

[Mise]

Well Michael Moore is a fairly stereotypical bigfatamericanwithelasticatedjeans. I think his image is quitessentially American.

 

[Keshik]

Well Michael Moore is a fairly stereotypical bigfatamericanwithelasticatedjeans. I think his image is quitessentially American.

Yes, never pass up an opportunity to flame. Good work.

 

[cgannon64]

So the two Englishmen know what the average American looks like?

 

[Mise]

STEREOTYPICAL.

(they wont let me put it all in caps.)

 

[cgannon64]

I was going to add, "Well at least one admitted that it was stereotypical", but then I realized that you also added, "his image is quintessentially American". Quintessential, as you may know, means typical.

 

[Mise]

I THINK.

(little letters)

And, as you may know, quintessential means a lot more than merely typical. The words are not interchangeable. That's why there's two words for it.

 

[cgannon64]

So, again: The Englishman is making a judgement on what the quintessential American looks like?

 

[Mise]

FFS I'm telling you what I think. I'm not making a judgement. Why do you get so upset over what The Englishman is saying anyway?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

FFS I'm telling you what I think. I'm not making a judgement. Why do you get so upset over what The Englishman is saying anyway?

Why, Im so angry I could stick your head between my big floppy American breasts and smother you to death!

 

[cgannon64]

Because it's stupid and prejudiced? I am not that upset - I didn't comment when farting bob said the same thing - but when it happened more than once I figured it was worth noting.

(Oh, and in this case, telling me what you think about something is the same as making a judgement.)

 

[Mise]

You mean you judged it to be worth noting, surely?

Anyway, wouldn't you say that the quintessential englishman is someone who drinks tea, plays cricket, and says "poppycock" and "oh dear I seem to have dropped my monicle"?

EDIT:
an englishman:

a frenchman:

an irishman:

an american:

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Now now, its no more true that all Americans are fat, than that Brits can crack wallnuts between their bums