On the first day, God created the Light kuz it was to friggin dark.
On the second day, God created the Heaven and the Earth.
On the third day, God created a bunch of other stuff kuz it was too boring.
On the fourth day, God added water on the stuff and stired the mixture with a
Big Spoon™. Life was born.
On the fifth day, God lost His magical glasses (+2 perception) so He screwed up the formula for "He-ooo-muns"™. So He got some "humans" instead. He couldn't kill them kuz the lawsuit would be to expensive, so He got stuck with them ... bummer.
On the sixth day, God gave the SMG to the humans so that they may spread their beliefs.
On the seventh day, God went to Burj al-Arab hotel on vacation.
A much needed unit LMR.
