Mongolia: This is your life

Primacide

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Hello Mongolia, welcome to a fresh new game. I see that you have spawned next to me.

Now, ghengis, I want to talk to you about something very important. Do you see that city state next to you? The cultural one named Kuala Lampur? Listen, I know it's hard, but you CANT whack them.

*Mongols conquer Kuala lampur*

Ok, Ghengis, you're not listening. If you take out a bunch of CS early in the game, everyone is going to hate you. So please, by all means, do not attack the CS on the other side of the world. Yes, I'm talking about Prague, which is under the protection of three different civs. You can't possibly defend that city if you take it.

*Ghengis has conquered Prague*

Man, I told you... You do this every game!

*Elizabeth has denounced Mongolia*
*Alexander has denounced Mongolia*
*Atilla has declared war on Mongolia*

Told you, Ghengis .

(Is it just me or is this Mongolia's fate every single game? I actually get excited when I see they are in a new game, because it means I know exactly who the first dog-pile will be directed at, and it won't be me.)

Anyone ever see a Mongolian runaway? (Not in real life, by the way. I don't want to hear your scandalous traveling tales).
 
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