Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

[Teeninvestor]

Here's mine(I live in Canada):

"For my next vacation, I want to bus to pakistan through Russia and Egypt".

"What are the neighbor states of India???? Spain???"

"The Mediterrenean is a continent."

 

[Bigfoot3814]

"Did we bomb the Japanese or did they bomb themselves?"

 

[Earthling]

Probably not a thread for OT (we'll see). Here's one though (some girl in my high school a couple years ago, not a perfect quote):

"Why do boys always go after younger girls! I only ever date older guys."

 

[LightFang]

"If Manchu did not conquer China, Industrial revolution 1700???"

"Chinese army is not 'Squabbling rabble' It is much better trained & Commanded than Roman army, who were a bunch of aristocrats commanded by nobility."

"I've read Roman history and most of the time the German army is just a bunch of guys running forward with axes..... If the Romans had just one crossbow, they would have won many a battle."

 

[Theige]

"Africa is huge man, its definitely bigger than Asia"

 

[kulade]

I had a kid one of my political science classes who said he was failed from his previous polisci class because he was too "conservative." I questioned him as to what happened and he said he had written a final paper saying that Obama was a Muslim born in Saudi Arabia and part of a global terror cell. I sniffed the air for sarcasm, didn't find any, and just left.

 

[RomeoTheCat]

This girl I see now & then asked me "Isn't France in Rome?"

Also once we were looking at the stars & she saw shooting star and asked "What makes a shooting star shoot?" I told her a shooting star is a rock that burns up due to friction with the Earth's atmosphere. She pondered that for a minute or two and said "So what you are telling me is a shooting star is not really a star at all?"

 

[Mathilda]

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[Godwynn]

"So what you are telling me is a shooting star is not really a star at all?"

Good thing. I'm not a big fan of the whole burning up and dying scenario.

 

[Gooblah]

"Are you Islam?" directed towards me.

 

[Abaddon]

"We should just glass the place"

 

[Bigfoot3814]

"Im not racist or anything
but your a stupid [n-word]"

Gotta love youtube.

 

[JollyRoger]

Something that has been around for centuries was invented in a recent decade.

 

[salty mud]

"Is Vietnam in England?"

"I always thought Russia was in Germany."

 

[ParadigmShifter]

"Liverpool are going to challenge for the premier league title this year."

(Every August in the sports section).

 

[RomeoTheCat]

Good thing. I'm not a big fan of the whole burning up and dying scenario.

I showed her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1w8hKTJ2Co&feature=related when we got home to try to give her an idea of scale.

I'm not sure she understood...

 

[Onionsoilder]

"I once lifted 600 pounds all by myself with three other people."

"That airplane dove into a steep climb."

"Once I worked as a signer for the blind"


All from the same person

 

[RomeoTheCat]

"Are you Islam?" directed towards me.

Well? Are you Islam?

The world wonders.

 

[luiz]

"So you guys speak peruvian in Brazil?"

 

[Annex]