Most ridiculous package warning

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

OK, OK, we have all seen a lot of them, the famous:

'Do not turn upside down' - on the LOWER side of a wrapping....

but this one really takes the cake:


I visited a friend in SF and there bought a dumb souvenier, a bottle opener formed like a beer glass with a Sna Francisco sticker on it.









I saw it and couldn't resist once I turned it over and saw the little sign on the bottom.

 

[Pillager]

My pair of sunglasses advises me not to wear if driving at night.

Apparently, Tesco Peanuts "may contain nuts".

 

[puglover]

Those three are great!

 

[animepornstar]

this is my favourite:
http://www.avigsidan.com/avigsidan/bpict/rbilar.html

 

[animepornstar]

Originally posted by puglover
Those three are great!

what! i must have arrived to this page at about the same time as you, but i can't see the pictures.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

well I gave the text in the first post.... I will try again once the server is fixed....

 

[Turner]

Hey Killer! The site's fixed. .. I wanna see the pics! Please? [whining like a three year old] pretty pretty please? [/whining]

Hey, it's late, end of my shift, I'm tired. . .

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

here they are now

 

[Perfection]

So Eating it isn't only dangerous but illegal?

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Perfection
So Eating it isn't only dangerous but illegal?

Yes, in fact eating this carries the death penalty

 

[Pillager]

A warning I saw a while ago, on a set of knives produced in either China or Japan, helpfully warned the user not to 'stick in children'.

Spoilsports.

 

[col]

I have a radio that says "Before use, insert two batteries in backside"

I must reception was greatly improved.

 

[KingWilly]

I saw an umbrella that had the warning "For outdoor or indoor use only" (I think it was made in China).

I guess that means you can have it open as you go through your front door.

 

[Perfection]

No It means, pick outdoors our indoors at the checkout counter and that's the place it must remian in

 

[Fr8monkey]

My wife bought a hair drier that has a tag reading; "Use on wet hair only.

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by KingWilly
I saw an umbrella that had the warning "For outdoor or indoor use only" (I think it was made in China).

I guess that means you can have it open as you go through your front door.

No, you're just prohibited from using it in outer space.

 

[napoleon526]

Here's some important Gun safety warnings.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Originally posted by napoleon526

No, you're just prohibited from using it in outer space.

Isn't outer space, technicaly, considered outside? What else you going to use in a meteor shower?

 

[cgannon64]

@ Napoleon's. "Never carry outside, always put weapon on bag." Oh, so we should conceal our weapons? I see...

@ anime: Was that translated into English? Because the grammar is just horrible.

My official one: On a chainsaw, it said, "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hand or genitals."

ouchie

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by cgannon64
My official one: On a chainsaw, it said, "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hand or genitals."

ouchie

Seriously? You actually saw that on a chainsaw?