Most stupid lyrics
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Lt.Col. Kilgore
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The worst lyric line ever is in 'Motorbreath' on Metallica's 'Kill 'em All' album.
"Don't stop for nothin' its full speed or nothin'".
A good rule: Don't rhyme a word with the same word.
"Don't stop for nothin' its full speed or nothin'".
A good rule: Don't rhyme a word with the same word.
I'm not sure what this song is called, but it's pretty stupid. I think the song is by Hootie and the Blowfish.
"Every time I look at you, I go blind"
If you saw her (or him...) once you would already be blind!!! How could you go blind every time??!!! NOOOOOOOO You couldn't!!! It doesn't Make SENSE!!!
What a crappy song.
"Every time I look at you, I go blind"
If you saw her (or him...) once you would already be blind!!! How could you go blind every time??!!! NOOOOOOOO You couldn't!!! It doesn't Make SENSE!!!
What a crappy song.
SuperR
Guardian Of The Treasure
Frank's zappa's "muffin man" song: "He thought he was a Man, but he only was a Muffin"!!!
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
My vote goes for all of John Lennon's "Imagine"
"Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religon too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
In a brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one."
"Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religon too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
In a brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one."
scorch
Legalize Pot
ooh ooh ooh!!!
all that modern R&B **** pisses me off.
"i got what you need, so tell me what you need". If hes got what she needs, then why would he need her to tell her what she needs?
And theres another that goes on about 'i've got 30seconds till i have to go', but the song lasts about 4 mintues, whining about how hes got little time.
all that modern R&B **** pisses me off.
"i got what you need, so tell me what you need". If hes got what she needs, then why would he need her to tell her what she needs?
And theres another that goes on about 'i've got 30seconds till i have to go', but the song lasts about 4 mintues, whining about how hes got little time.
Cilpot
Pretentious Schmuck
Pink Floyd`s "Bike"... Example of Syd Barrets insanity:
"I`ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like,
it`s got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.. I`d give it to you if I could, but i borrowed it..
You`re the kind of girl, that fits in with my world, I`d give you anything, everything if you want things..."
A classic....
"I`ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like,
it`s got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.. I`d give it to you if I could, but i borrowed it..
You`re the kind of girl, that fits in with my world, I`d give you anything, everything if you want things..."
A classic....
animepornstar
Deity
the eurovision song contest is outstanding. usually it contains very few songs with lyrics that not are stupid.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Any rave/techno/etc. music.
Need I say more?
Need I say more?
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
Since when are there "lyrics" in techno? 
If you want to see some really werid and stupid lyrics you just have to take a look at various national anthems
If you want to see some really werid and stupid lyrics you just have to take a look at various national anthems
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"now its over; I'm dead and I'm gone - I haven't done anything that I want..... Or I'm still alive and there's nothing else left to do".
They Might be Giants.
Although "strange", I actually think this is kind-of cool. And you never mock TMBG when there's Canadians about...
They Might be Giants.
Although "strange", I actually think this is kind-of cool. And you never mock TMBG when there's Canadians about...
In The Jewish heart
A Jewish spirit still sings,
And the eyes look east
Toward Zion
Our hope is not lost,
Our hope of two thousand years,
To be a free nation in our land,
In the land of Zion and Jerusalem
God bless Israel and the jewish spirit
A Jewish spirit still sings,
And the eyes look east
Toward Zion
Our hope is not lost,
Our hope of two thousand years,
To be a free nation in our land,
In the land of Zion and Jerusalem
God bless Israel and the jewish spirit
JoeM
Imperator
"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride..."
And
"I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back.."
I love the song but those lines make me cringe.
Wanted Dead or Alive, Bon Jovi
And
"I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back.."
I love the song but those lines make me cringe.
Wanted Dead or Alive, Bon Jovi
Ouchgeddon
Spectre General
Can a Werid Al non-spoof song count? "Dare to be Stupid" from Transformers the Movie soundtrack. Lots of stuff to frustrate your English teacher. Example:
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
And South Park songs, especially when it's Terrance and Phillip's turn to sing during the medley (the La Resistance Lives On part). But I guess all these are MEANT o be stupid, which disqualifies them...
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
And South Park songs, especially when it's Terrance and Phillip's turn to sing during the medley (the La Resistance Lives On part). But I guess all these are MEANT o be stupid, which disqualifies them...
"Flood" is a sweet album. They Might Be Giants is a pretty weird band, but still cool.
Maybe some songs have crappy lyrics, but not all. What about Moby? (The ones he writes, not just samples.) Moby's awesome. Diss Prodigy if you want to, but not Moby.
CurtSibling
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I have to say most mass-manufactured pop or nu-metal
lyrics leave a lot to be desired...
I suppose intelligent words are not on the average pop band's agenda...
lyrics leave a lot to be desired...
I suppose intelligent words are not on the average pop band's agenda...
Archbob
Ancient CFC Guardian
The worst lyrics come from one fo the funniest songs I've heard:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water,
Let the ___________ burn
No meaning at all, but dang funny.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water,
Let the ___________ burn
No meaning at all, but dang funny.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
"I know I must do what's right
As sure as Kilamanjaro rises like a leppress above the Serengeti"
As heard in "Africa" by Toto. It is an alright song, but this couplet has always grated on me.
As sure as Kilamanjaro rises like a leppress above the Serengeti"
As heard in "Africa" by Toto. It is an alright song, but this couplet has always grated on me.
