Multiple Wives?

Would you have more than one wife if you could?

  • Yes, Lots!

    Votes: 14 16.5%
  • Sure, maybe two or three.

    Votes: 13 15.3%
  • No, one is plenty.

    Votes: 53 62.4%
  • I'm married to a radioactive monkey...

    Votes: 5 5.9%

  • Total voters
    85
Quasar1011 said:
Narz, you should always watch how much toilet paper a woman uses, because that's how she will spend your money after you are married. ;)
You know, that sounds as though it might just be true! :wow:

And on that topic, I would hate to be married to a misserable miser always whining about the cost of things. I had a parent like that, and it's depressing :vomit:
 
For me, I would like the following:

1 wife

8 concubines

64 slaves

512 slaves

and 4096 Radioactive monkey slaves
 
HAND said:
wow...i'm in the minority here ...went for "maybe 2 or 3" ... wife,mistress and a secretary.. maybe a f*** buddy too. ;)
Well, that's completly different, see the wife is the one you actually love, the others are mostly for recreational purposes. One wife is enough, but concubines are an entirely different matter.
 
nah I'll take one. If my wife can't sexually satasfy me then there is always cheating I guess.
 
Shadylookin said:
nah I'll take one. If my wife can't sexually satasfy me then there is always cheating I guess.
How can you stoop that low to cheat on your GF/Wife :nono:.
 
CivGeneral said:
How can you stoop that low to cheat on your GF/Wife :nono:.

I haven't cheated in any relationship I've been in thus far, but I'm more than realistic enough to know that being a teenage male with all the hormones one can do things you might not have otherwise done.
 
Sark6354201 said:
If you really have to ask that then you need to spend more time outside of your mom's basement.
Sorry, my lair is in the upstairs! :smug:
 
Sark6354201 said:
If you really have to ask that then you need to spend more time outside of your mom's basement.
He sure he wasn't spending that time in YOUR mom's basement?

that was so childish but I couldn't resist...
 
HamaticBabylon said:
Well said Perfectionism! :smug:

Fend off the savages...

I... can not... believe.. that comeback was complimented. I hope it was a joke.

And @Narz, that makes no sense at all, it's far more stupid than insulting.

This is kind of amusing I must admit.
 
Sark6354201 said:
This is kind of amusing I must admit.
BINGO!!! Most the people here are just coming up with the more humorous and self-aggrandizing responses. They're not thier "real" beliefs.
 
Perfection said:
BINGO!!! Most the people here are just coming up with the more humorous and self-aggrandizing responses. They're not thier "real" beliefs.
Actually everything I say here is what I really believe. But I'm happy to amuse the skeptics in the process. :) All my jest is 100% truth though (the truth as I see it)! It will be subject to change (as all opinions are) but if it wasn't real I wouldn't waste my time.
 
Perfection said:
Yoga perhaps?
That was halarious. A brilliant pun!
 
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