EVERYBODY knows that million to one chance always means that whatever your about to do CANT fail! So I sent a bunch of spearmen to attack the U.S in the modern age, and to my horror, the first spearman to attack the city LOST! To a TANK no less!It happened again and again! I was mistified, untill one of my intelligence operatives told me that some idiot had seen fit to give the spearmen kevlar bodyarmour, GPS units, buggies to get around in, canteens filled with WATER, and steel spearheads! I imediatly ordered the people who authorised this lined up and shot. Triggering a reveloution to despotism.