My Wish Is Ruined

[MoreEpicThanYou]

This is a simple game where you wish for something. The next person will grant it, but ruin it at the same time. Example:

I wish for a Nuke.

The Nuke explodes over your house, and you die.

I wish for a pie.

Anyway, let's get started. I wish for a Super Epic Sword of Epicness.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Granted, but this thread idea has been done before.

I wish for a revival of the old thread.

 

[SamSniped]

Granted- You're looking at it.

I wish to get my PC fixed

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Granted, but they deleted everything on your hard drive.

I wish for pure Epicness.

 

[JamesCaesar]

Granted, but everyone else gets more epicness than you.

I wish for my characters to not get killed so fast in Shadows.

 

[SamSniped]

They don't but the characters you use are awful

I wish i could get into the chatrooms for ACs on my Kindle...

 

[Civ'ed]

Granted. AC now stands for Alternate Crap.
I wish for a celebration with CHEESE!!! for everyone!

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, but then Genghis Khan shows up...

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish. ..

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but then the voice of Robin Williams mauls you for breaking genie rules.

I wish for the moon.

 

[Civ'ed]

granted. You have the moon, made of cheese. Share it out.
I wish for a repeat of the OP

 

[Save_Ferris]

Granted, but METY doesn't post it.

I wish for a Super Epic Sword of Epicness.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but you slice your hands off with it.

I wish for George Lucas to make Star Wars 7-9.

 

[Civ'ed]

Granted. Sadly each one is worse that all the prequels combined.
I wish for an end to corporate control of nations.

 

[mayor]

Granted but instead of nations the world now is devided into corponations

I wish for an end to all suffering

 

[SamSniped]

Granted, but now the world becomes an Orwellian utopia.

I wish for a CoD4-like game that is new and works on my PC

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but your PC crashes.

I wish for Kentucky to lose in the NCAA tournament

 

[SamSniped]

Granted, but Marquette wins it, which you didn't pick (but I did! )

I wish for Kentucky to lose quickly.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Granted, but then your bracket is wrong (because let's face it, we ALL picked Kentucky to go to at least the Final Four)

I wish for Syracuse's center to not be un-disqualified so Ohio State can go to the Final Four, and MY bracket can be right.

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, but your bracket is now the same as mine: I didn't make one.

I wish for it to be mid-June so my school year is over.

 

[SamSniped]

Granted, but you were forced to travel to Antarctica for the whole summer break.

I wish to legally own an M14 with all of the correct ammo and licensing, and have a shooting range nearby