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Navel preferences

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Valessa, Oct 6, 2017.

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I have...

  1. ...no preferences and just take all the navels I can get.

  2. ...a preference for Innies, but Outies are okay, too.

  3. ...a preference for Innies, and Outies are just gross.

  4. ...a preference for Outies, but Innies are okay, too.

  5. ...a preference for Outies, and Innies are just gross.

  6. ...clicked this joke-response because I'm a jerk.

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  1. Valessa

    Valessa ate all of your cookies!

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    Finally something important to talk about.

    It is a popular myth that that whether your navel is concave ("Innie") or convex ("Outie") depends on where the doctor has cut the umbilical cord, but this myth is of course incorrect, as the umbilical cord is not cut right at the stomach of the baby, why would you even THINK that that's how it works?! I do however not know actual reason, although I'm sure it's out there. I'm just too lazy and don't care enough, so if you care more, go look for yourself, ehh?

    Anyway. Outies or Innies? And do you have a serious distaste for the other?

    PS: I searched the forums for 'navel', but all I found were people failing to spell 'naval'. :nope:
     
  2. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Chieftain

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    not a subject that comes up often. :)

    I think most people prefer their mates with one like themselves. I like innies because I have an innie. Outies are freaks. I'm kidding. I just feel innies are more attractive on women.
     
  3. civver_764

    civver_764 Pro-Black

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    Give me a good reason to have a preference about this.
     
  4. AmtrakQuebec

    AmtrakQuebec Chieftain

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    It will be a cold day in hell before I vote for Outies.
     
  5. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Aircraft Carriers are nice but I pine for the days where battleships ruled the high seas. I like the big guns.

    Zumwalt class destroyers are pretty cool looking though. It'd be awesome if they got the railgun systems to work.
     
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  6. Valessa

    Valessa ate all of your cookies!

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    You don't have to have preferences, pansexuality is no longer as frowned upon as it was in the past.
     
  7. civver_764

    civver_764 Pro-Black

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    That's pretty gay.
     
  8. Valessa

    Valessa ate all of your cookies!

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    And that's fine, too! I'll never understand why people are willing to restrict themselves to a maximum of 50% of the population, but you do you, man.
     
  9. Camikaze

    Camikaze Administrator Administrator

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    I prefer Valencias, to be honest. Much better for juicing.
     
  10. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    One benefit of mating with a girl who has an outie bellybutton is that you can dock her bellybutton into yours and feel that much closer to her.

    A benefit of mating with a girl who has an innie bellybutton though is that she doesn't look like a freak.
     
  11. Quintillus

    Quintillus Civ III Forum Resident Supporter

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    I'm partial to cara caras. The flavor is just more enjoyable than traditional navels, and the reddish tinge is pleasing. Although I will buy both.
     
  12. uppi

    uppi Chieftain

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    If a girl is in a state of undress that I can have an intense look at her navel, why would I? There would be far more interesting places to look at.
     
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  13. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    Some people say looking into someone's eyes is like looking into their soul. I say souls don't exist. Look at the navel. I mean look at other things too, but might as well check out the navel
     
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  14. Virote_Considon

    Virote_Considon The Great Dictator

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    Belly buttons are always gross, but outies are by far the grossest.

    Literally stick out like a sore thumb. *shudder*
     
  15. Manfred Belheim

    Manfred Belheim Chieftain

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    Never met anyone with an outie. Thankfully they don't seem to be very common.
     
  16. yung.carl.jung

    yung.carl.jung Morose & Lugubrious

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    ngl this one was pretty schlagfertig
     
  17. GoodSarmatian

    GoodSarmatian Temporary Configuration

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    No, they rally are. Outies are on my List of People who will be rounded up after the Revolution.
    Granted, they're pretty far down the list, but we'll get to them eventually.
     
  18. Disgustipated

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    I actually had to look it up. I was thinking outies were more common (like 50%), I didn't realize they were created by inadequate snipping of the umbilical cord. I still couldn't find an exact percentage of people who are outies.
     
  19. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    99% of the bellybuttons I've seen personally have been innies. So outies look weird to me, but I don't mind. Body parts look different, that's life.. As long as your bellybutton doesn't have Kueto growing out of it I don't mind
     
  20. Virote_Considon

    Virote_Considon The Great Dictator

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    Warpus, you are wrong, your opinions are wrong, outie belly buttons are evil.
     

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