NEB1: One Thousand and One Ways to Die

Splendid update Daft. HAIL COBRA! For the sake of the Soldian people, we will prevail.

From: The Cobra Commonwealth
To: Nationalist (Aqua) Forces


Our intelligence sources reporting Aqua sabotage on the Northern Capital Bridge have disturbed us. It would be a troubling realization that just as we are intervening to secure Deep Blue territory for our alliance, you are attempting to sabotage COBRA.

We agree with the JTLU's diplomatic statement. If General Vertinari is willing to become a Cobra Commander, we would welcome Nationalist forces into the Cobra Commonwealth. This solution would allow us to dispatch units to assist your fight against Blue Ghost/Crimson forces in the north, and also repel the monarchist Palatine invaders.

The truth is that I undertook those sabotages personally. As events have surely validated, I feared a COBRA attack.

Second, we were beginning a union with AQUA. Given the troubles that the COBRA army has undertook I am willing to hand over $4 for it, but surely it should be handed over to AQUA forces?
 
Daft made it.:confused::confused:

I would have equiped the artifact to something better then a APC and the arms plant Thlayli.:p

There's this cool thing where you can put a transferable object on a vehicle, and then DRIVE the vehicle to where your object's final destination is.

Imagine!
 
PM's sent, feel free to PM me about anything.

@Popcornlord, did you get the PM I sent last week or whenever the last update was?

qoou said:
Oh, I meant to de facto break off from red command for the time being (and become a different faction)... guess that'll happen this turn then.

@qoou, would you consider joining up with Bestshot/Blue Ghost as a second commander? EDIT: it could be a temporary thing. You'd still have control of your own units. Its just that I'm reluctant to add another faction in the top-right corner if it has only 2 units, and no income :)

Symphony D. said:
* OOC: Quitting; all this outside intervention stuff is getting terribly ridiculous and I've lost whatever interest I had.

@Symph, the same thought occurred to be, but a little late. Up to that point I was having far too much fun editing the sprites and things. And actually, it was your arrival that started all this business :)

Of course its something that can't be undone now, I can only try to stop it being too unfair on any one player.

Anyway, thank you for your input :salute: I was also going to ask you this turn about any reinforcements or secret/special units you would want to see... Please feel free to let me know if you have/had any ideas.

sp1023 said:
Holy crap, that is a huge and awesome map, where'd you find it?!

@sp1023, the actual map is just the plain colour backgrounds separated by a grid. Everything else, including all the units and explosions and text etc, is all individual 'floating' objects. More and more stuff has been added each turn :)

In the program I use, when you copy and paste something into the image, by default it becomes a new clickable object. You just have to click+hold+move the mouse to reposition things. Getting things in the right order behind/infront of each other is the tricky part. I work on the files in this other format, I just save as normal PNG's for posting.

I've never used Paint except in school years ago. Even my old Amiga 500+ computer came with a better paint +animation program, back in 1992! (I was very small then)

DIPLO:

From: COBRA Command
To: Green Rebel Units

The COBRA-CGC alliance has brought peace and stability to a territory once plagued by fighting, and we are rebuilding Soldia. What concessions do you require to end your rebellion?

From: Green Army
To: COBRA


We demand COBRA restore full independence of the Green faction. We demand that COBRA stop contaminating Soldia with radiation and the results of their secret projects. We demand COBRA forces withdraw from the occupied refugee camp. We demand full freedom for press reporters operating in COBRA held areas. Finally, we demand that Field Marshal Thlayli, and Commanders Tuxedohamm and Lord_Iggy, make themselves accessible to investigation by an international war crimes tribunal.

We trust that these demands are unacceptable, and so we will pursue our goals with other methods.
 
In the future, advance warning of your withdrawal would be preferable. Additionally, COBRA does not condone the use of nerve gas, nor any chemical or biological weapons, and is not responsible for their use.

To: COBRA and her affiliated Factions
From: Lenierde Expeditionary Force


This is the Republic of Lenierde's message to COBRA and her affiliated factions: further assaults against the LEF after we have complied with the previous requests of COBRA will involve in greater LEF involvement in the Soldian situation.

Reinforcements three times our present size are already massing on our border in preparation for further warfare should COBRA and her affiliated Factions launch additional attacks. This is your final warning.
 
@Daftpanzer: I'm fairly sure the diplomacy will answer your question, however I did not get this week's yet. There wouldn't be much in it, I just want to know about them. It won't change my orders, so I'll send them soon.

To: All who listen
From: Rebels of the North

In thanks to a few secret allies, I have been able to attempt a translation of the Aleins (apperently the Shiny Ones). My comments in ().

To: Nations of Soldia
From: The Shiny Ones

Greetings. We are [the Shining Ones] and you may remember us from [destroying the ???,] (at G2) and we have improved our method to [communicate] today. However, our signal [is being] detrimentified by hostile [forces] nonetheless. (!)

Now, we have observed the [???] dark [ones] in your lands [however,] we have not [intervened] for various reasons, which we shall [now] describe. The hostile others have [cooperated] with a local native party (that's red), and [have] blended their etheric energy signature with [a] deployment of [Humans, making] them technically [???] local lifeforms, and as such is [illegal] code of conduct.

(Third paragraph's a little messy. I didn't translate much so moving on.)

We have prepared [a] utility vessel to [help remove the] unwanted hostile [and] dis-entangle [as many] natives as possible, however we will require [an agreement] by a majority of local parties [in order to] not violate our code of conduct. [???] Farewell. [signal end]

Obviously I agree, but I can't count myself as a major local party. Plus I don't quite know how to communicate back...
And I don't care what Matt will say, I did not get that name from whenever it was in the past, as he could tell you.
 
From: The Cobra Commonwealth
To: Nationalist (Aqua) Forces

Our intelligence sources reporting Aqua sabotage on the Northern Capital Bridge have disturbed us. It would be a troubling realization that just as we are intervening to secure Deep Blue territory for our alliance, you are attempting to sabotage COBRA.

We agree with the JTLU's diplomatic statement. If General Vertinari is willing to become a Cobra Commander, we would welcome Nationalist forces into the Cobra Commonwealth. This solution would allow us to dispatch units to assist your fight against Blue Ghost/Crimson forces in the north, and also repel the monarchist Palatine invaders.

What is your response to this proposal?

I am currently in my own negotiations with the JTLU and therefore decline merging with COBRA for now. I believe that I will be able to win them over to our side. In the meantime however I am willing to support COBRA with both $ and my units and am willing to engage in any COBRA ops.

TO: The World
FROM: General Vertinari Acting Commander-In-Chief of the Nationalist-Monarchist forces

I think you have got your priorities wrong.I am willing to stand trial for any and all crimes I have committed in this war. The giant Alien Monstrosity, that the Crusaders are using to destroy entire cities, and the Cultists may not be so obliging. They are the largest threat my homeland, Soldia, has ever seen and are massacring thousands of civilians. I will use any means at my disposal to stop this.

FROM: Captain Vimes of the 'Night Watch' APC Division
TO: The Rebel Alliance

We'll be with you soon.
 
TO: The World
FROM: General Vertinari Acting Commander-In-Chief of the Nationalist-Monarchist forces

I think you have got your priorities wrong.I am willing to stand trial for any and all crimes I have committed in this war. The giant Alien Monstrosity, that the Crusaders are using to destroy entire cities, and the Cultists may not be so obliging. They are the largest threat my homeland, Soldia, has ever seen and are massacring thousands of civilians. I will use any means at my disposal to stop this.

To: World
From: Red High Command


Okay, lets compare the facts everyone. COBRA and allies have completely destroyed Soldia's former largest city, the Imperial Palace, and then have consquencely killed thousands because of nuclear radiation. Red has only taken 1/3 of a normal city's volunteers and has not destroyed any cities.

@Popcornlord, you could have gotten their name from a number of sources.:p
 
From: The Sciuridaen Expeditionary Force
To: All Factions of Soldia


After recovering files from the retreating Anarchist Elite unit, we now have evidence proving that the Anarchists were using the early parts of the war to extract artifacts that have been linked to horrible events in other nations. With this evidence, we plan to have Xolniu, whose location is known to SEF forces, arrested and tried for crimes against humanity. These artifacts, called Pylons, were one of the targets of the Shining Ones, but their destruction was avoided, and now rest in the hands of COBRA, Red, and the Dark Ones (which was under our control). These Pylons are in the process of releasing more dark forces upon this land, and must be stopped. We now order their destruction or deactivate by their Red and COBRA, the current holders of the Pylons. If either party do not dispose of their Pylon, the leaders responsible for their uses will be arrested and tried for war crimes and possible crimes against humanity along side Xolniu.

Good day.
 
From: CGC
To: Green Rebels


CGC is a semi-autonomous group functioning under the COBRA banner and provides full protection to the areas formerly under the Green Army's control. Without such an alliance, citizens in our region would be locked in turmoil like most of Soldia is currently. Of all the regions, our citizens lead a relatively peaceful existence. They do not deal with the horrible threats of aliens, radiation, or the basic horrors of war. Operating a potentially terrorist faction within our region brings such horrors down on our citizens and is more criminal than the mere alliance with COBRA.

We demand you immediately stand down and merge back into the peaceful civilian structure available, and you will not suffer any action against you.
 
@qoou, would you consider joining up with Bestshot/Blue Ghost as a second commander? EDIT: it could be a temporary thing. You'd still have control of your own units. Its just that I'm reluctant to add another faction in the top-right corner if it has only 2 units, and no income :)

Ok, that works. Just call it "Crimson/Blue Ghost" then :p.
 
:salute: Confirming orders recieved from: Red, Blue Ghost, SEF (Brown), LEF (Jade) and Orange armies.

When do people want the next update???

Popcornlord said:
In thanks to a few secret allies, I have been able to attempt a translation of the Aleins (apperently the Shiny Ones). My comments in ().

I can neither confirm nor deny that is what the message meant. Also I don't think 'detrimentified' is a real word, but I thought it was something they would say :D

qoou said:
Ok, that works. Just call it "Crimson/Blue Ghost" then .

Maybe Crimson Ghost? :)
 
From: CGC
To: Green Rebels

CGC is a semi-autonomous group functioning under the COBRA banner and provides full protection to the areas formerly under the Green Army's control. Without such an alliance, citizens in our region would be locked in turmoil like most of Soldia is currently. Of all the regions, our citizens lead a relatively peaceful existence. They do not deal with the horrible threats of aliens, radiation, or the basic horrors of war. Operating a potentially terrorist faction within our region brings such horrors down on our citizens and is more criminal than the mere alliance with COBRA.

We demand you immediately stand down and merge back into the peaceful civilian structure available, and you will not suffer any action against you.

-Message from Green Liberation Faction-

Turn my mic up louder, I got to say somethin'
Lightweights stepping aside when we comin'
Feel it in your chest, the concussion poundin'
People on the street, they panic and start runnin'
First instinct, get down and start gunnin'
But I jumble my mind, summon the rhyme I'm dumpin'

Wanna heal away toxin, break cloud to let the sun in
Sick of the dark ways we march to the drummin'
Die when they tell us that they wanna see dyin'
F**k that I wanna see some fists pumpin'
Risk somethin', take back what's yours
Say somethin' that you know they will attack you for

Cos I'm sick of all the lies, we've all heard before
Like its stupid standin' for what I'm standin' for
Like all that’s going down is a justified war
Like it doesn't serve the rich and abandon poor
Like they understand you from their bunker HQ
When you can't stay warm, fed or dry

And these f**kers are laughin' the way to the bank, cashin' the cheque
Asking you to have the passion, and have the respect
For a cause so flawed in an obvious way
Propaganda mumblein' for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watchin' at the end of the day
In their living room laughin', how many died today?

In my bombed out house, I am not laughin'
'cos when the blood flows I'll be there to see it happen
The world is broken, bold men take action
Have to react or get torn into fractions

STEP UP OR DIE

These f**kers are laughin' the way to the bank, cashin' the cheque
Asking you to have the passion, and have the respect
Like they understand you, from their heavy tank view
Now you ain't got blood in your veins
And the rest of the world watchin' at the end of the day
Both scared and angry, gonna be them the next day!

STEP UP OR DIE TRYIN'

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-Green Faction / Soldian Liberation / Global Freedom-
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From: The Sciuridaen Expeditionary Force
To: Soldia


We hereby pledge support to the Green Liberation Faction, for their cause is just, and together we will bring down the oppressive COBRA and bring peace to this land once more. We urge our allies and friends to do the same.

@Daft: An update as soon as possible would be excellent, but it is all depending on how fast people send orders. Maybe you should post a deadline for say...Thursday?
 
From: COBRA
To: Brown Cultist Forces


Soldia cannot talk. Interestingly enough, COBRA-ruled areas are the only portions of Soldia to HAVE peace. Ponder that while you fire another artillery shell at inhabited cities.

From: COBRA
To: CGC


We thank you for your loyalty and support. We are happy to accommodate any spending requests you have at this time.
 
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