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ok. a bear was talking to a giraffe one day:
"how do you get such a long neck giraffe? its really cool, adn i want one."
"you have to rub your neck with lotion every night before you go to bed. after a while it'll grow."
the bear takes the advice. a year later when he wasnt getting any results, he goes back to talk to the giraffe:
"its been a year and my neck hasnt grown any. whats wrong?"
"what kind of lotion are you using?"
"crisco"
"well no wonder, thats shortening!"
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the best *&%$#@ chess player around here
"how do you get such a long neck giraffe? its really cool, adn i want one."
"you have to rub your neck with lotion every night before you go to bed. after a while it'll grow."
the bear takes the advice. a year later when he wasnt getting any results, he goes back to talk to the giraffe:
"its been a year and my neck hasnt grown any. whats wrong?"
"what kind of lotion are you using?"
"crisco"
"well no wonder, thats shortening!"
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the best *&%$#@ chess player around here
