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New Names and Acronyms for Political Parties

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Vancouver 2010, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. Vancouver 2010

    Vancouver 2010 Getting Paid to Code

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    I was just thinking of funny acronyms for political parties, when I thought "Hey, this would make a good CFC Humour thread!" So, here you go.

    Since I'm Canadian, I'll start off with a Canadian political party.

    Conservative Party of Canada

    Conservative Reform Alliance Party -- CRAP
    Anti-Liberal Questionable Authoratitive Ethics and Decisions Alliance -- AL-QAEDA

    Parties dealing with Giant Radioactive Monkeys and/or Invisible Cows

    Giant Radio-Active Monkey Party -- GRAM Party
    Over-Sized Anthropod and Mammalian Alliance -- OSAMA

    I'd like to see some other interesting political party names.
     
  2. superslug

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    The United Nations has an official for collecting and distributing funds to narrow the gap between first and third world nations, the Finance Undersecretary for Developing Global Equity, aka FUDGE.
     
  3. Ankka

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    :lol: Good ones!
     
  4. Tweedledum

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    At the time of the Greenham Common (near Newbury) anti-nuclear protests, there was a pressure group trying to get rid of the protestors called Clean Up Newbury Town (although the press usually dropped the word "Town" when referring to them...) :)
     
  5. Vancouver 2010

    Vancouver 2010 Getting Paid to Code

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    I think that one wins the pseudoseminon-official Most Interesting Name of the Day (MIND) Award!
     
  6. WillJ

    WillJ Coolness Connoisseur

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    Federal Acronym Registration Team -- FART

    Ironically, they always use their full name for some reason.
     
  7. Goober

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    This is not an acronym, more of a well-known contradiction: the Progressive Conservative Party . . .
     
  8. superslug

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    Of course we can't forget the USA's college charity that sends transfer students abroad for technical eduation and cultural exchange. One such chapter is the American Sorority Sisters for Road Engineering Association of Malaysia, also known as A.S.S.R.E.A.M.
     
  9. RegentMan

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    But don't forget a parrot's rights! We fight for their rights in the Party Of Our Parrots. Join POOP today!!
     
  10. Pirate

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    Daft Environmentalists Moving Our Country Relentlessly Askew Toward Socialism
    D.E.M.O.C.R.A.T.S.

    Racist, Elitist People Under Bush Launching Invasions, Crying About National Security.
    R.E.P.U.B.L.I.C.A.N.S.
     
  11. superslug

    superslug Still hatin' on Khan Moderator Hall of Fame Staff

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    If your most important issue is education, the feel free to join Students Need Oppurtunities Today, aka SNOT.
     
  12. ybbor

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  13. superslug

    superslug Still hatin' on Khan Moderator Hall of Fame Staff

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    Baptist
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    Organziation to
    Worship
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  14. Al Zan

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    lol! this is great!
     
  15. Pariah

    Pariah Outside Influence

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    Excellent thread guys!

    How about these:

    Society of Lunatic Idiotic Militant Extremists [SLIME]

    Society of Idiotic Lazy Layabouts and Yobbos [SILLY]

    Subversive League Of Boys [SLOB]

    Keep it going:goodjob:
     
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  17. Pariah

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