New Republican Mascot

Fr8monkey

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In the world of tomorrow!!
The Republicans today announced that it's changing it's national Mascot to the CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, stops production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
 
I thought the new Republican Mascot would be a crying baby
 
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