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New Years Resolutions (wrong answers only)

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Uncle Sparky, Dec 31, 2019.

  1. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    Post your worst NY Resolutions here. Such as...

    I resolve to always tell my spouse/ significant other exactly what I think of her new clothes/haircut/etc. (I did that once, about 35 years ago...)

    I resolve to get very, very drunk and go for an eye exam, then buy prescription glasses allowing me to see when plastered.
     
  2. PiMan

    PiMan Deity

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    My New Year's resolution is 1680 x 1050
     

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