Traitorfish
The Tighnahulish Kid
Cross that with my "Ozzfest" idea, and just go full out Mortal Engines on it. Best bit is that it'll drive the ultra-righties nuts, because it's quite possible that the capital itself will actually turn up on your doorstep for some very direct, personal oppression.Why don't you just build 10-15 Supercarriers and strap them together and make that your capital. Then no one can complain and it can move around. It might also be handy in large military operations.
