(North) Korea: The Fresh Prince of Pyongyang

[TheNoob]

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In North Korea, the land is always fertile and beautiful, and the people are happy. Instead of settling in the not-so-amazing lands of South Korea, the settlers migrated to what is now Pyongyang.

Now this is the story of a man named Kim Jong, and how his life got turned all upside down...

Spoiler :

RFC: 3000 BC, Regent, Marathon

Updates:

Beginning of North Korea
Foundation of Espionage and Expansion
War with China
Peaceful Times Part 1
Peaceful Times Part 2
A Navy and Westward Exploration
Preparation for War, Actual Wars, and Europe
Wang Kon and the spread of Jongism in China
Peaceful Times, Seljuks, and Advancement
Expansion and Khmer Sugar
Mongolia
The Korean-Mongolian War Part 1

Revival Updates:

Chapter 1: Old Habits Die Hard

Fun Little Things:

Kim Jong tells it how it is
Kim Jong's side rapping career
How the economy came to be
Baseballpie puts his foot down and laws down the law
Moai_Spammer and his first contribution
North Korean juice: makes you both "healthy" and "happy"
The slandering of Mongolian Tribesfolk by VGL
China and its mysterious extraterrestrial... allies?
DKVM and the attack on public school textbooks and midevil Europeans
The origin of Kim Jong's glorious facial hair
The goals of North Korea in the end
Kim Jong shows his love for those who work with him
The Best Way to Settle a Tie: by CaterpillarKing
CaterpillarKing wishes for some spice in his life
A tribute to Moai_Spammer
A first time for (North) Korea

 

[CaterpillarKing]

Why are you having a democracy?

 

[DKVM]

Name: Shiba Hiro
(Family Name then Given Name)

Position: Council Member of Science

Policies: Research the Compass then Civil Service

 

[TheNoob]

Why are you having a democracy?

It's got to be interactive somehow

Also, I've updated how to run for a position, so DKVM please edit to fix your campaign

 

[Atlantic Pacf.]

Why are you having a democracy?

The Dear Leader needs ministers to execute be unfortunate victims of traffic accidents, if he sees fit.

 

[CaterpillarKing]

Name: Park Jae-sang (PSY)
Position: Council Member of Stability, Council Member of Internal and Foreign Affairs
Policies: Expand quickly once founding Pyongyang. Meaning settle cities North away from Mongolia and China so that we have space to grow and more resources, once the city of Seoul is founded of course.

 

[DKVM]

I don't know what tech we start off with so I can't name my policies.

Also, what are some Korean first names?

 

[TheNoob]

Unless you give names and policies I'll give you names of characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and do as I see fit for the updates.

 

[DKVM]

But I just said I can't give a policy until I know our available technology.

 

[TheNoob]

Here is a picture of our current options:

Spoiler :

The Council Member of Internal and Foreign Affairs will also do things like advising what to build in our cities

 

[CaterpillarKing]

On the topic of names, just look up random Korean people or find a name generator. There are millions for every country.

 

[TheNoob]

It'd be a lot easier for me if you just came up with your own names instead of me possibly choosing a name that you wouldn't like to have

And you know me, what I say goes

 

[TheNoob]

I'm sorry that this is confusing, I'm trying to do my first "realpolitik" kind of thing

 

[Spirictum]

My name is Kim Is Fat

And I have no idea what I should be

 

[DKVM]

Wait a second, REALPOLITIK!!! Never mind, I drop out. Too much work to be in a realpolitik.

 

[TheNoob]

Don't worry, you're not going to be controlling anything other than telling me what to do for being in science.

If you get elected for science, I'll research compass for the first update, and your job is done

 

[Grifguz]

Imma go cultural minister:

Chu Hyun Woo

Postion: Council Member of Culture
Policy: We need culture to kick China and Japan. Build theaters, libraries, monasteries, etc. to boost science and culture in Pyongyang, while expanding our cultural border with settlers.

 

[Grifguz]

lrn to rhyme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvK3NaBQf3Q

 

[Atlantic Pacf.]

Kim Munm-yeong (김문&#47749

Council Member of the Military and the Espionage

Policy: Songun (선군정&#52824, or "Military First."

Basically, emphasize the military above all others. Do not build anything except for units. Exceptions may be made for barracks, stables, blacksmiths, and probably one courthouse (see below). Whipping can and will be used frequently for these purposes, as well as redirecting workers from working food-producing tiles to hammer-producing tiles. Doing so will result in population decline, but such actions are necessary in order to ensure the dominance of the superhuman Korean race.

In order to maintain some semblance of a tech lead, we shall try to generate a Great Spy to steal techs from China. The preferred way to do this is to capture the Great Wall, but if that is not feasible, we may have to build a courthouse. It is indeed a deviation from the Songun policy, but doing so is better than sinking resources into "unimportant" libraries and markets.

OOC: Can anyone recognize the significance of my first name?

 

[Grifguz]

Kim Munm-yeong (김문&#47749

Council Member of the Military and the Espionage

Policy: Songun (선군정&#52824, or "Military First."

Basically, emphasize the military above all others. Do not build anything except for units. Exceptions may be made for barracks, stables, blacksmiths, and probably one courthouse (see below). Whipping can and will be used frequently for these purposes, as well as redirecting workers from working food-producing tiles to hammer-producing tiles. Doing so will result in population decline, but such actions are necessary in order to ensure the dominance of the superhuman Korean race.

In order to maintain some semblance of a tech lead, we shall try to generate a Great Spy to steal techs from China. The preferred way to do this is to capture the Great Wall, but if that is not feasible, we may have to build a courthouse. It is indeed a deviation from the Songun policy, but doing so is better than sinking resources into "unimportant" libraries and markets.

OOC: Can anyone recognize the significance of my first name?

Watch out for ninjas.