azzaman333
meh
On a lovely, warm day, some time during summer, you decide to take a walk to your local post office, rather than driving. Whilst on your walk, it begins to rain. Heavily. Before long, you're floating down the road in the rapidly moving floodwaters. After what seemed like hours, but in reality was only 11 minutes and 26 seconds, you float into a weird store, filled with all sorts of exotic meats. The store owner pulls a gun to your head, and informs you he can infact read your mind. Doubting the veracity of his claim, you begin to think of the puke stains on the carpet from last weeks drunken adventure into the world of hypotheticals. As soon as you thought that, the store owner informs you he knows you're thinking about the puke stains on the carpet from last weeks drunken adventure into the world of hypotheticals. He proceeds to make a strange request, asking you to choose any meat type, whether it be crocodile, whale, rat, dog, pidgeon, turtle, whatever, and eat it. There is however, a catch. You must choose something you have never eaten before, and if you don't choose something you've never eaten, or try and avoid having to eat the meat in any way, he'll kill you. No exceptions. What meat would you choose?
