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Notre-Dame is burning!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Cheetah, Apr 15, 2019.

  1. Berzerker

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    maybe humans can simulate sea ice with floating platforms for seals and bears
     
  2. Sommerswerd

    Sommerswerd I never yielded

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    Of course... floating platforms made of plastic... fill the arctic with giant plastic platforms... problem solved :mischief:
     
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  3. Lexicus

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    Do you think Berzeker will see this video and be like "hey that's actually a good idea"
     
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  4. Pangaea

    Pangaea Rock N Roller

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    That show has a splendid idea for the Notre Dame rebuild too!



    In other not-so-cool news, some firefighters have been arrested for raping a Norwegian woman.

    Hope they burn?
     
  5. Lexicus

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    Like, firefighters who were at Notre Dame?
     
  6. Pangaea

    Pangaea Rock N Roller

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    Yeah. From what I read they were out celebrating the effort at some pubs. A woman went with them back to a fire station, and had voluntary sex with one of them. Then a bunch of others decided to rape her. She pressed charges and some of them got arrested. Think it was 5 or 6 people.

    I read this quickly yesterday so maybe some of the above details are a bit fuzzy, but it should be the gist of it.
     
  7. Lexicus

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    Jesus Christ. What a bunch of a-holes.
     
  8. Berzerker

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    and we can pay the locals to maintain the platforms...fighting poverty and saving bears at the same time

    Platforms wont help polar bears? Thats too bad, I guess they're goners then,
     
  9. innonimatu

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    Two months after the fire, the phony generosity of the wealthy:

     
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  10. Sommerswerd

    Sommerswerd I never yielded

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    They should get Mexico to pay for it.
     
  11. Cutlass

    Cutlass The Man Who Wasn't There.

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    It's France. They need to get Algeria to pay for it.
     
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  12. Imaus

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    Et Francafrique.
     
  13. Sommerswerd

    Sommerswerd I never yielded

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    Futurama is awesome BTW... One of the best adult cartoons ever.
     
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